Hey MySpace friends:

Sorry we don't check in as often as we should but...well...you know how it is.

Say, these sure are troubling economic times, huh?  Rich, bloated, Aqua-Velva-Smelling Plutocrats stealing your taxes and stashing it their tax-free accounts in Bermuda.  Businesses downsizing left and right.  Well there's a saying on what used to be Wall Street:  When other's are greedy, be cautious and when others are cautious, be greedy.  So when we saw that everybody is laying off everybody else, the Midnight Show decided to actually ADD a member.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please come by on Saturday and help us welcome into the sweaty, greasy fold, Alan Guszkowski.  We think you'll enjoy how he makes us all look better by comparison.  (Zing!)

No, seriously, he's pretty funny.

--The Midnight Show Guys