You read that right. Your favorite one-eyed pork plucker is back in the slammer. Don't worry though, it'll only be 30 days or so. I guess Portland police officers don't appreciate when ya hit em! So those brand new, diarrhea drenched show tunes that you all have been waiting for are gonna take a little longer than expected. So just sit back, crack a nice cool forty, and try not to jerk off too much(it chafes after awhile), we'll get some new shit on here when he gets out. Or when we take our thumbs out of each others asses and get some work done.
