I generally don’t deny MySpace friend requests, although I have been reporting as spam females who want to show me their nude photos. If women want to show me their body parts, they’re barking up the wrong tree! I also had an ex-gay minister who wanted to cure me of my sinful nature. Friend request denied! Self-loathing, closeted, religious bigots can kiss my gay, drag queen ass! It’s not me that needs curing. They’re the ones with the synapses in their limbic brains over-firing. The scientific community has already proven that extreme religiosity is a symptom of mental illness, so "ex-gay" religious fanatics can go project their personality disorders on someone else.
Other types of nuts do occasionally fall off the MySpace tree. I recently blocked a gay supporter of Sarah Palin who was soliciting financial support for her legal troubles. This guy was not only gay, but he was part of one of the 18,000 legally married same-sex couples in California! Can you imagine?! It’s just not logical! His support for Palin is like an African-American joining the KKK or a Jew becoming a NAZI! Maybe he was raised by Pentecostal, snake-dancing hillbillies and has Stockholm Syndrome. There’s no other way to explain someone supporting two diametrically opposed ideas other than their having some type of mental disorder. I guess if he had his way he’d unleash that hateful woman with her Dominionist religious leanings and her minions of knuckle-draging, slack-jawed, Klondike hillbillies on us to take all our rights away! Crazy friend request denied!
I’m also not going to accept serial killers. That’s right; serial killers! You may wonder how I’d know since they look like the rest of us? Well, the Internet tends to bring out more about a personality than we’d notice on the street. Many are compelled to proudly display their psychotic dark side for the rest of the world to see on their Web pages. For example, the recent knife murder of a gay DJ in New York who fell victim to a Craig’s List killer who displayed his fascination with knives on his profile. I actually had a friend request from a guy whose page was homage to some of the most gruesome, sadistic serial killers of the last century, complete with thrash metal music and graphic photos of slaughtered victims and the weapons used to kill them. And another that expected me to drive 60 miles into the desert east of Reno, Nevada to meet him. Getting dismembered and deposited over four counties is not my idea of a fun date. Murderous friend request VERY denied!
And please; no nudity! I don’t want friend requests from people who feel compelled to show me their junk stuffed into fishnet pantyhose, especially when hairy legs and beer bellies are thrown in for good measure! GACK! :oP Denied!
I think a warning is in order to those who may seem normal when the friend request is made but actually have ulterior motives: Once I accept, don’t perv me! I don’t want nasty, sexually explicit messages, especially if you’re supposedly “straight”! In case you didn’t notice, I’m a man in a dress. That means I have male genetalia under the female clothing. Get it? Let me spell it for you; D-R-A-G Q-U-E-E-N. If you still feel sexually attracted to me and you don’t mind the boy parts, you’re not “straight”. Bisexual or homosexual, but not heterosexual! Get over it and change your profile to the correct sexual orientation or you won’t get any respect from me! And for those whose profiles state they’re in a relationship; you shouldn’t be perving anyone, male or female! Grow the fuck up and be happy you have someone who loves you! When I see pictures of happy wives and children on profiles of men who think it’s okay to send sexually explicit messages to drag queens, I’d like to Out their Senator-Larry-Craig-cock-sucking-closet-fag-asses if I had a way. Friend removed!
For the average GLBTQ person and our straight supporters; feel free to contact me any time, but don’t expect a reply if you don’t have something meaningful to say. With over 3,600 “friends” I don’t have the inclination to reply to “Hey Sexy”, “How’s it goin’?”, or “You look hot!” Thanks for the compliment, but I just don’t have time to make useless small talk. And don’t repeatedly send me messages wondering why I don’t reply to “How’s it goin’?” or “Hey baby”. Stalker BLOCKED!
Finally, comments are welcome and I enjoy photos so load me up with comments all you want, but please don’t use my page to advertise events or products without my prior approval. To do so is just plain disrespectful. I’m not your bulletin board and any such “comments” will be deleted.
Sorry if I sound bitchy, but I am, and I can’t be chained to MySpace 24/7. My page is there for anyone to enjoy. Nothing is set to private and I don’t care who looks at the photos. I consider it a historical retrospective of my life in drag and a way to keep the memories alive. So welcome to Patty Hose's MySpace and have fun, but don't perv me!