rigo got hella bored in guidance 1 day and 2 make it look like he iz doing work just 2 make da teacher leave him alone he decided 2 write a storyand here iz da story
dear diary,
2day i went to da store. i waz there 4 8 hrz i 4got y i waz there. den i remembered dat i had 2 go 2 da bathroom. by da time i got 2 da bathroom i didnt feel like going so i just stood there staring at da toilet. after i got bored i went bak in2 da store and stood in front of a donut machine. i didnt no y i waz staring at it but i guess it waz bkuz i saw a donut with a lil piece of cheese on it. while i stared at da cheese donut i had an itch on my finger so i grabbed a bag of dortioz and scratched my finger with it. it waz awesome man! while i waz wlking i saw a big blak lady with a big booty and she waz looking like a shanaynay so i waz gonna say hey let me get some cooooon! she looked at me and said ooo snap diz homie jizzle gotz beef son! den my homie doreen came out and said u got beef well i got da stew and so dey fought mortal kombat style and doreen pulled out her guitar and hit shanaynay on da butt and doreen won!
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