So the other day me and my friends were talking about how the best acceptance speeches are the ones that leave audience looking like this smiley =o... and it has come to my attention that if I were to give an acceptance speech it would go along the lines of this...

Wow! This is amazing (look at the award) I'd like to thank my friends and family... and mostly I'd like to thank the Churches for teaching the world to be afraid of speaking their mind and herding people into the thoughts of THEIR beliefs and having none for themselves. I'd especially like to thank the hypocrisy of the Catholic church which has been perverted over and over again. I'd like to thank those who believe for the sake of self-discovery rather than self-salvation. As well I'd like to thank the politics all over the world who keep our spirits and economic values down with war, death and greed and keep us ignorant by creating tragedy as a scape-goat. And lastly I'd like to thank everyone in the world who has purposely thrown their trash on the ground. Not only are you killing the earth, but you are killing society slowly as well. Thank you. (Walk off stage, don't forget the award)