HI! Brutal Jay here for Picture Comments.

For just $19.95 you can have one of my snarky insulting comments under one of your very own pictures. This way you can make it seem like you have friends! Even though we probably live 900 miles apart and would never actually talk to eachother otherwise.

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

Act now and you will get a personal message from me containing the top 10 reasons I think you should die.

That's right! You get the Picture Comment (or "pc" for you tr3ndy fucks) and the Personal Message for just $19.95! (plus shipping and handling.)

Here's how to order:

Send check or cash order directly down the closest toilet.

OR CALL 1-800-784-2433 and give us your credit card info. That's 1-800-SUICIDE

CALL NOW!!

(R.I.P. Billy Mays. You will be missed.)