Whatever It Takes Performed by Lifehouse

So I go to church today, and the sermon is about mariage and how to keep a happy one.  Most of the sermon is based on 1 Corinthians, and basically he was talking about things not to do and such.  The bible goes into great detail about how God designed mariage to be a wonderful thing that makes certain levels of happiness possible.  Right away I start going into my cynical view of relationships in my head, which is basically I don't get why we are programmed to want to be with someone so badly.  I think to myself why in the hell I can't be just as happy single as I would in a good relationship.  As soon as I get to this point of thinking the pastor then says "Now this is good advice for those of you marrired and those single.  You cannot depend on another person to make you happy.  This isn't their responsibility, and if you haven't figured this out already, you really need to.  Your happiness should come from the love God gives you and knowing how unconditional and unlimited that love really is."

Touche God.  There have been a select few times in my life where God has stopped molding the universe for a moment just come to earth and smack me on the back of the head.  Every time this happens I literally have to hold my mouth because I want to laugh so hard; God has a billion other more pressing matters but still takes time to set me straight.  I can almost hear God laughing with me when these moments take place.  I just get this picture of God looking like Red Foreman from That 70's Show saying "You all straight now Dumbass!"  Very funny image to me.  And that is my epiphany for the week.  I just got a lot of work to do on me I guess, but hell, who doesn't.

After that my day just went to shit.  I came out of Applebee's to discover one of my four original tired is flat.  Sweet.  So I bust out what has to be the world's smallest Jack and Doughnut set ever made for an automobile and switch out the tire.  I get about a mile down the road and guess what, my clutch is sticking to the floor, can't even shift, perfect!  So i manage to get into a parking lot and fiddle around with the pedal.  For a moment it looks as if this was a temporary problem and I am good to go.  Hurray!  But wait, as soon as i make it up the hill to get out of the parking lot it sticks again, which considering there are cars behind me trying to get out and I need back in is just a super sweet thing.  Some cars pass me, but then this absolutely wonderful girl gets out, asks if i need help (which I do), then goes into BK and brings out reinforcements to get my car back into a spot.  You better believe I said a prayer for that girl when she left.  So the parents drop by, call AAA, and we had it towed to a shop in morro bay.  So tomorrow I get to find out how much money that I don't have this is going to cost me.  Fantastic.  Plus side?  Well, at least this didn't happen on a freeway or something just as annoying and/or dangerous. 

So needless to say, I need a little humor in my life.  Leave me a comment of something you think will make me smile and/or laugh.  Thank you in advance!

P.S. - This blog is dedicated to Megan per her request.