oh HELL yeah! The season hasn't even started and already Rue Morgue magazine is calling FrightTown "one of the best independent haunted attractions in North America"! Not in Portland, mind you. Not in Oregon. Not even in the good ol' You Ess Uv Ay. On the feckin' CONTINENT, behbeh!!! We are packing heat in both hands and loaded for bear!
And to think that the article was about
LAST year's FrightTown. This year, FrightTown is packed with more horror than...something...that...like a horror packing thing...ok shuddup we're still awesome. Rue Morgue said so! WOO-HOO!