So we've had this Tuesday May 5th shindig at 3rd and Lindsley booked for a while.  It wasn't until a few hours ago the lights came on at the Moderately Sauced compound and a revelation appeared amidst the beer cans and rubble.  May is the 5th month of the year and we're playing on the 5th.  The word five in spanish is "cinco".  Holy shit Bat Guana guacamole!  We're playing Cinco De Mayo!!!!!!

So in true spirit to all things Sauce, we are officially changing our name for one gig.  Moderadamente Sauced, our moniker will reflect a renewed vigor and swagger. 

Thus we must put on the absolute best and most ludicrous party ever in honor of all things Cinco y Cinco.  Pinata's and Porn...that's the theme of our very special Cinco De Mayo presentation.  A fiesta to end all fiestas!  Yes there will be Pinata's filled with decadent and sweet treats.  There will be tequila shots, there will be Margaritas, there will be Corona's.  The Saucettes will be there in full Mariachi Vixen attire.  Will there be porn?  That depends on whether you get your mom or sister to show up.  Either way we promise you a LOCO Fiesta GRANDE CHUPA Bien Tiempo!