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?If You Ever Felt Alone?
?If You Ever Felt Rejected?
?If You Ever Felt Confused?
?If You Ever Felt Anxious?
?If You Ever Felt Wrong?
?If You Ever Felt Wronged?
?If You Ever Felt Unclean?
?If You Ever Felt Angry?
?If You Ever Felt Ashamed?
?If You Ever Felt Curious?
?If You Ever Felt Us?

The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance

1.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover"s head.
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the Chemical Romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard.

Gerard Way can assemble the entire contents of an IKEA store
without instructions or an alan key.

When Gerard Way was a child, he made his mother finish his
vegetables.

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Gerard Way".

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Gerard Way spared your
life.

Gerard Way won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance
Armstrong it wasn't a big deal.

What color is Gerard Way's blood? Trick question. Gerard Way
does not bleed.

Gerard Way once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the
next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the
keys.

When Gerard Way stares into the sun, the sun flinches.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken,
but Gerard Way says its beef. Then it's beef.

James Bond has a license to kill. Gerard Way doesn't need any
licenses.

Gerard Way's calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no
one fools Gerard Way.

Gerard Way played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Gerard Way once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

You can lead a horse to water. Gerard Way can make him drink.

Gerard Way once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made
him blink.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Gerard Way jumps out.

Simon Says should be renamed to Gerard Way Says because if Gerard Way says something then you better do it.

Killing Gerard Way doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Gerard Way does the Sunday Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.

When Google can't find something, it asks Gerard Way for help.

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Gerard Way way. It's
basically the right way but faster and more deaths.

Gerard Way once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball
point pen. This lead to the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword."

Gerard Way has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gerard Way

Superman wears Gerard Way pyjamas

People with amnesia still remember Gerard Way

Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way
REL MCR FANS
1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.

2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name

3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.

4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.

5.Real M.C.R fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.

6.Real M.C.R fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for an M.C.R concert.

7.Real M.C.R fans have this on their profile

I <3 MCR

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GERARD AND MIKEY FUN SHIT!!

mikey:GERARD WAT THE FUCK????!!!!!get down from there!!!
gerard:no i wanna fly
mikey:your gonna kill yourself
gerard:IM A BURDY!!!!`flaps his arms`....falls face down on the stage
mikey:I TOLD YOU SO!!!!
gerard:`gets up`
mikey:-oh shit`runs away`
gerard:-wait till i kick your ass for talking back
mikey:FRANKIE!!!HELP!!!gerard is trying to kill me
frank:-gerard he try to tell you not to fly.leave mikey alone.
ray:-`sighs`brothers
bob:- gawd

MIKEY AND GERARD AGAIN *rolls eyes*
mikey:"god is that you!!"
voice:"yes its me mikey"
mikey:"why are you talking to me???"
voice:"i just want to tell you that you need to tell gerard he has wonderful hair
and a nice ass".
mikey:"GERARD FUCK OFF!!!"
voice:"im not gerard",
mikey:"yes you are!!"
gerard:hehehe you got me.but i do have nice hair dont i??"
mikey:"keep believing that"

FRANK CONE FRENZY
bob:"frank, dude, where are you going with that!?!"
frank"ahh,nowhere.."
bob:"how many times do i haft to tell you that you can't have the giant orange cones!!!"
frank"but-but they'r so pretty!!"
bob:"no!!!drop it!!"
frank:"FINE!!"

gerard:"my milkshake brings all the boiz to the yard"
mikey:"does it or do you just mean frogs!!"
gerard:"SHUT IT...!!"
mikey:"make me!!"
gerard"i'll make you in a minute"
mikey:"fuck not again"~runs out~
gerard:"come back here, you foregot to taste my MILKSHAKE!!!
bob:"i'll taste it!!!"
ray:"no don't anything gerard makes taste like tuna!!"
frank:"any one want some meat its cajun again!!"
gerard:"if you help me get mikey i'll taste your butrnt meat!!"
frank:"sorry your on your own that dudes a mouse!!!"
bob:"a mouse hes taller than you!!"
mikey:"gerard is a pig!! haha run pig run!!"

GERARD'S QUOTES1
GERARD WAY QUOTES

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive."

Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherfucker, stick up your middle finger, and scream FucK YOU!"

If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about

"Hey girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You are good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 3 or a size 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey girls, you are beautiful."

"If you or someone you know are severly depressed you need to talk to somedody! Your best friend, your mom, Someone from school I dont give a fuck because pissing away your life on suicide is fucking bullshit!!"