The Black Orthodox Testament

invented to be read in public spaces
Churches schools and hip places

To the followers of the allmighty superpower of russia
By the grace of the Father of all mercies and lord of heaven

RAS and his earthly representation PUTIN

To the honour of that great god and the good of the Black Orthodox Movement
Through RAS-PUTIN our Lord and only Savior


1
In the Beginning RAS has PUT IN
Order to the Chaos
Created
Heaven and earth
And the earth without form and void
And darkness was upon the face of the deep
And the spirit of RAS moved up
On the face of the living as Russki Beat
2
And RAS said,
Let there be Light
And there was Light
3
And RAS saw the light
And That it was good
And RAS devided the light from the darkness
4
And called the light day
And the darkness he called night
And RAS created Russia
From out of spite
In the midst of Heaven and Sea
To teach you a lesson
of unknown cruelty
sponsored by russian money and oil
the black bloody gold
out of the russian soil
And RAS saw it was good
5
And RAS said
Let us make man in my own image
And let them have Domination
Over the earth
And over every creeping thing
Which doens't wear cheap russian bling bling
6
So RAS created man in his own image
In the image of RAS created he him
with 120 percent of pure
black preaching white powers PUT IN
7
And RAS blessed them
And RAS said to them
Be fruitful and multiply
And they did
And RAS saw everything that he had made
And it was good



The testament was written by The Holy Cushion Monoplug Disco Gepruft. If you would like to become part of The Black Orthodox movement, please, come to our weekly meetings at Hasenheide Park in Berlin, next to The Black Orthodox church, on Sundays at 6.30am.