Although the title of this blog sounds like another one of those books designed for middle aged single women who want to reassure themselves that there is someone out there for them, it is actually just about the preferences I have towards a future partner and could possibly explain a few things about my past relationships.

Looks:

Weak chins.  You know the ones, the chins that seem to fade off into the neck. People with weak chins to me either look emotionally unstable as if they are about to cry or slightly creepy, like they may have stalker tendencies.

Facial Hair. Nothing grabs my attention more than a good growth of facial hair. I love it in almost all forms including stubble, moustaches and full blown coverage. Unfortunately when the beard starts to dangle, my interest starts to wilt also. I think that Craig David really got the concept completely wrong also.

I am a huge supporter of Movember. Go hair.

Bad Shoes. Although I have overlooked this slightly before, it still really turns me off when a guy has his shoe laces done up so tight that the tongue of the shoe has disappeared between the tight criss cross of the laces and the rabbit ears are dangling to the ground.. ew.

Everything else… I don't really mind. I mean I'm not into muscles? I don't mind chest hair? I don't really care about your car. Hair colour is not important. Maybe just have a little bit of style.



Personality:

I don't like typical guys who buy flowers, take me on a dinner date with candles and throw rose petals on the bed. Please leave that cheesy crap to someone else. I'd prefer it if you bought me home a 50c bag of lollies coz you knew I would like them.

I want him to be my drinking buddy who will party with me, but not hang off me all night. I still want to meet people and do my own thing and not just go off into our own little corner for the whole night. I'm not really a stay at home person, I'd prefer to be out, so I wouldn't want a guy who's into Friday nights in bed watching movies. That's what Sundays are for.

Don't ever wake me up early!! Worst ever.

I want to be with someone I'm proud of. That means when you meet my mum, friends, the granny on the train etc. I don't want to be embarrassed or make excuses for the way he acts. Like too loud, or swearing or being a pig.

Someone I can hold an intelligent conversation with! And who actually gets my sense of humour. A person who I can have hours of conversation with.

Someone POSITIVE who will go anywhere, try anything, DO anything. I'm sick of guys who think everything is shit e.g. "I'm not going there that place sucks", "I'm not eating that", "Pff as if I'd do that". Get over yourself! I don't care if you think it's gay, just do it!!!!!!

Mummy's boys are OUT!!!!!!!!!

He can not be boring. You know what I hate? When guys hold back something they were going to say coz they're worried about what I would think about it. I'm going to find out what you're like eventually, so just be confident with the way you are. It's a lot better than pretending you're someone you're not. Or lying and saying you don't like something when you do. I'm straight up, so please be straight up as well. So If you're actually a drug addict with no money then just tell me because chances are I might no care anyway but I WILL care if you've lied.

You know what, I hate compliments, don't tell me I'm pretty over and over it creeps me out. I know some chicks would really enjoy this but I don't!  I would prefer to be made to FEEL pretty rather than just saying it a lot. It's a refined art. Haha

A guy who actually says he's going to do something and does it. (yoohoooo.. anyone?) Please just have some balls.

Anyway this guy doesn't exist; I just thought I'd point out an imaginary person who WOULD be perfect if he existed.

I'm happy doing my own thing. My friends are definitely all I need. I will be single for the rest of my life and I'm going to continue to enjoy it!

If I'm 50 at Penrith RSL with bleach blonde hair. Please kill me. Or at least encourage me to start smoking 5 packs a day. Otherwise, I'm planning to live my solitary life near the beach and hopefully be there when my friends have gotten a divorce haha. God help me.