Well I'm fresh off a few club appearances and it's my duty to report on my findings, so bare with me while I talk about a few things in the club.

1. Leave your cute non-dancing friend at home. Ladies there is nothing worse then a fine specimen of a woman in the club, wearing the hell out of her dress, but can't dance worth a lick. Better yet she has no rhythm. Under no circumstances should you be doing the same dance to Usher-"Love in the Club", Jay-Z- "Give it to Me", and Juvenile-"Back that Ass Up" all uniquely different songs in their own right. There are all types of instructional dance tapes, MTV/BET videos, and Dance Revolution (The Video Game).

2. Dudes dancing with each other is HOMO. There is no reason on earth why dudes should be dancing closely, with each other, while touching each other. I would say this gay, but it's not, it's HOMO. Reason why it's not gay, is because most gay guys are the best dancers in the club, and there usually dancing with the chicks.

3. Stunnas are not necessary in the club. Last I checked there is no sun, barely any light, and no UV rays in the club...so why wear sunglasses in the club? Honestly can see shit? Or is it to hide the ugliness that exists underneath the glasses once the lights are finally turned .. the last dance?

4. Dudes don't dance anymore.  There used to be a time when you would see a fine ass chick in the club, and you knew to get at her,you had to show your dance skills, so she knows what she's getting in the bedroom Well people that thought process is dead. Dudes idea of going to club is paying 10 to 20 bucks, sip on a drink, and hold up the wall. Guess in 2008 the thing to do in the club is people watch? What  the hell is cool about that? Your better off just not paying and just parking lot pimpin!

Thanks for reading, stay tuned for my insights, SneakerAFI, signing out!