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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 33
Sign: Leo

City: Medford
State: Massachusetts
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/11/2005

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Friday, April 13, 2007 
28. Barney (a.k.a. The Demon Lord B'harne). Do not be fooled by Barney's innocent façade. When naive parents leave their young children in front of the television set, this big purple dinosaur fills their hearts and minds with evil thoughts, for the purpose of enslaving the human race. Here is the mathematical proof of his evil nature:
Given: Barney = cute purple dinosaur Show: Barney = evil
Proof:
1. u=v in Latin
Barney
= cute purple dinosaur
= cvte pvrple dinosavr
2. Take all the Roman numerals out
CVte pVrpLe DInosaVr
3. D=500, C=100, L=50, V=5, I=1
C + V + V + L + D + I + V
= 100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5
= 666 The true sign of Satan

29. Oogey Boogey (a.k..a. The Boogey Man), from the wonderful Disney movie The Nightmare Before Christmas. Oogey Boogey's main goal in life is to scare little children by hiding under the bed or in their closets late at night. When Jack Skellington's"Santy Claws" turns out to be nothing more frightening than Jolly Old St. Nick, Oogey Boogey decides to eat him to prove that he is still the scariest.
"If you aren't shaking, there's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time you hear the boogey song."
~Minions: Trick or treaters Lock, Stock, and Barrel

30. Freddy Charles Krueger, from the 8 Nightmare on Elm Street films. Poor Freddy was burned to death by a group of adults in Sprinwood, Ohio. To get even, he returned from hell with the ability to enter the nightmares of their children and kill them. His scarred face and clawed right hand are his most terrifying physical attributes. Best Freddy quotes:
"Welcome to my world. I should warn you, princess. The first time tends to get a little…messy."
"I'll get you, my pretty. And your little soul too!"

31. Jason Voorhees, from the 11 Friday the 13th films. The supposedly drowned son of crazy murderess Pamela Voorhees, goes after campers at Camp Crystal Lake after his mother was killed by a counselor there. He comes back again and again, and has even been unfrozen after cryogenic suspension…twice. He is responsible for making hockey masks creepy.

32. Michael Audrey Myers from the 7 Halloween films. Michael was placed in a mental hospital at the age of 6 after he murdered his sister on Halloween. A silent psychotic killer with an expressionless mask, super strength, and an ominously slow plodding gait, Michael is nearly invincible.

33. The Candyman from the 3 Candyman films. After this man impregnated the daughter of a rich land owner, her father had his right hand cut off and caused him to be stung to death by bees. The urban legend says: Say his name 5 times and he appears in the mirror to kill you with the hook that has replaced his right hand. Want to try? I dare you. Candyman quotes:
"Be my victim."
"They will say that I have shed innocent blood. What's blood for if not for the shedding?"

34. Dr. Evil, of Austin Powers movie fame. I love Dr. Evil. Perhaps a bit behind the times after being frozen for three decades, Dr. Evil is still able to effectively threaten his enemy Austin Powers and the entire free world for the sum of ONE MILLION--I mean--ONE BILLION DOLLARS. If only he wasn't surrounded by frickin' idiots. Memorable quotes are quite... in-con-se-quen-tial:
"That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!"
"It's DOCTOR Evil. I didn't spend 6 years in Evil Medical School to be called 'Mister,' thank you very much."
"Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism!"
"Mini-Me, you complete me."
~Minions: Pet cat Mr. Bigglesworth, Number 2, Goldmember, Frau Farbissina, Fat B******, clone Mini Me, son Scott Evil.

35. Darth Vader, from the Star Wars trilogy. Dark Lord of the Sith, second to the Emperor himself. Like Mason Eckhart, Darth Vader tolerates no failures from his underlings. Voiced by my man, James Earl Jones.
"The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master."
"You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me."
"No. I am your father."
"You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations."
~Minions: Storm Troopers, various generals/captains/admirals.

36. Magneto (a.k.a. Magnus, The Creator, Eric Magnus Lehnsherr, Michael Xavier, White Pilgrim, Erik the Red), from X-Men. Magneto is a genius with the ability to manipulate magnetic fields with his mind. Having witnessed the horrible consequences of prejudice as a child in an Auschwitz Nazi death camp, Magneto is willing to do whatever is necessary to protect Homo Superior from the intolerance of Homo Sapiens.
~Minions: The Brotherhood.

37. Lex Luthor, from Superman. The leader of LexCorp, Lex Luther is a self-made billionaire, and the most powerful man in Metropolis. Or at least, he will be, once his plans to defeat Superman pay off once and for all. Wonderful lines.

38. Professor James Moriarty (a.k.a. "The Napoleon of Crime"), from Arthur Conan Doyle's Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes. Holmes described his arch nemesis in "The Final Problem":
The man pervades London and no one has heard of him. That's what puts him on a pinnacle in the records of crime…. He is the organizer of half that is evil and of nearly all that is undetected in this great city. He is a genius, a philosopher, an abstract thinker. He has a brain of the first order. He sits motionless, like a spider in the center of its web, but that web has a thousand radiations, and he knows well every quiver of each of them. He does little himself. He only plans. But his agents are numerous and splendidly organized. If there is a crime to be done, a paper to be abstracted, we will say, a house to be rifled, a man to be removed—the word is passed to the professor, the matter is organized and carried out. The agent may be caught. In that case, money is found for his bail or his defense. But the central power which uses the agent is never caught—never so much as suspected.

Like many villains, Moriarty has a singular appearance:

He is extremely tall and thin, his forehead domes out in a white curve, and his two eyes are deeply sunken in his head. He is clean-shaven, pale and ascetic-looking, retaining something of the professor in his features. His shoulders are rounded from much study, and his face protrudes forward and is forever oscillating from side to side in a curiously reptilian fashion.