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Natasha Leggero



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City: LOS ANGELES
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/3/2004

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Saturday, November 29, 2008 

Current mood:  gallant
I think how excited a person gets about going to Vegas is in direct proportion to how dumb they are. What is it about Vegas that makes people, whilst there, want to yell out its name? You don't hear people yelling Barstow-Baby! Cincinnati-Baby! Jerusalem-BabEEEEE! Yet within minutes of being in this wretched aesthetically challenged town someone is bound to yell "Vegas-Baby!" like it's the wittiest bon-mot they've ever thought up. Everywhere I go there are people in sequenced baseball caps wearing Tweety Bird T-shirts running into you as they walk around aimlessly like this is their first time off of the Nebraskan Prairie. What gives? How did this place ever get famous? It's a manifestation of everything that's wrong on the planet. My dad called me today to tell me maybe I would get discovered this week. By who? A Wal-mart manager? Any vestige of glamour that used to exist here was buried with Eddie Fisher.
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"Vegas-Baby!"
Jere

 
Yeah, I made similar (and far more disturbing) observations while I was there a few months ago. It used to be an adult playground. Now it's Disneyland with alcohol. My favorite part was the Mom and Dad with 3 kids all under the age of 6 walking around The Strip at 2 AM and the kids running in all directions (including into the streets) and the parents barely keeping them together. Unfortunately, Darwin's theory of Natural Selection does not apply to humans. Vegas is living proof.
 
Posted by Jere on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 2:01 AM
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Natasha Leggero

 
A perfect place to murder your children.
 
Posted by Natasha Leggero on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 12:53 AM
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tex

 
Try living here :/ I've see enough bacherlorette matching parties and Forever 21 "Vegas Ho" dresses to last a lifetime.
 
Posted by tex on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 2:02 AM
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Natasha Leggero

 
I forgot to add that my grandpa gambled away the deed to his house whilst here.
 
Posted by Natasha Leggero on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 2:25 AM
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Johnny Leggs
John Leggero

 
Actually, It was the Deed to the house and his first born Grandchild, But Jennifer Couldn't make it so you are there to repay the debt.... Every thing Happens for a reason !!!!!
 
Posted by Johnny Leggs on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 7:31 AM
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Natasha Leggero

 
Well I've just lost everything to the "Happy Days" nickel slots!
 
Posted by Natasha Leggero on Sunday, November 30, 2008 - 8:46 PM
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Natasha Leggero

 
Then why am I eating in the employee cafeteria?
 
Posted by Natasha Leggero on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 12:49 AM
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Jere

 
If Roseanne and Ellen are the greats, then this world needs to end soon.
 
Posted by Jere on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 7:26 AM
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Boris

 
As long as you are in Las Vegas it will once again be Glamourous and Classy.

As soon as you leave it will turn back into shit.
 
Posted by Boris on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 2:08 AM
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Natasha Leggero

 
Well, at least I only have 9 shows left!
 
Posted by Natasha Leggero on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 2:59 AM
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JingleTaint

 
Sweet dreams.

 
Posted by JingleTaint on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 2:34 AM
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Seraph

 
Actually that's called a Moose Knuckle- its camel toe's big ugly sister...

I agree- I don't see the class or style there anymore. Vegas is totally lost on me. I'm not a gambler so that's not appealing, the air in all of the hotels is nearly toxic between the stale cigarette smoke and the relative humidity of a piece of charcoal, and when you walk outside its all drive-by billboards for strip clubs stuck to these big trucks, and Hispanic guys shoving nudie show pamplets at you. And I'm not even a prude!!! But its just seems so puerile and it seems that while there are some folks that go there to try to catch a taste of the glitz and glamour, mostly, the town seems to me to have a frat-boy feel - boobs, booze and poker.

Watch the movie leaving Las Vegas. I kind of see it as the equivalent to Vegas what Mulholland Drive is to LA - a story about how a hard town can grind you to cinders.

Of course if Porn-Star karaoke is your thing, then Vegas is a must have.
 
Posted by Seraph on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 1:29 PM
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Natasha Leggero

 
That moose-knuckle is going to be a star!
 
Posted by Natasha Leggero on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 12:30 AM
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Seraph

 
Actually that's called a Moose Knuckle- its camel toe's big ugly sister...

I agree- I don't see the class or style there anymore. Vegas is totally lost on me. I'm not a gambler so that's not appealing, the air in all of the hotels is nearly toxic between the stale cigarette smoke and the relative humidity of a piece of charcoal, and when you walk outside its all drive-by billboards for strip clubs stuck to these big trucks, and Hispanic guys shoving nudie show pamplets at you. And I'm not even a prude!!! But its just seems so puerile and it seems that while there are some folks that go there to try to catch a taste of the glitz and glamour, mostly, the town seems to me to have a frat-boy feel - boobs, booze and poker.

Watch the movie leaving Las Vegas. I kind of see it as the equivalent to Vegas what Mulholland Drive is to LA - a story about how a hard town can grind you to cinders.

Of course if Porn-Star karaoke is your thing, then Vegas is a must have.
 
Posted by Seraph on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 1:26 PM
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Kristopher Jordan™ The Official Myspace Page®
Sadistik Wolfman

 
Needs to hire this dude for my brothers wedding!
 
Posted by Kristopher Jordan™ The Official Myspace Page® on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 11:30 AM
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Rick Logan
Rick Logan

 
...Does he have a camel toe?
 
Posted by Rick Logan on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 5:10 AM
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Natasha Leggero

 
Umm, Rick- everyone knows thats a Moose Knuckle.
 
Posted by Natasha Leggero on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 12:36 AM
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Joel
Joel Vinson

 
Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Someone call Ticketmaster for my Leggerro in Barstow tix. Nothing better than getting berated in front of a room full of people with less teeth than me...collectively.


Hope you had a wonderful slaughter of birds day, Natasha. Especially if you spent it in...Barstow. hahahahhaaha!
 
Posted by Joel on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 4:43 AM
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Natasha Leggero

 
I will be touring all of the Inland Empire on my "White Collar Comedy Tour"- Tickets for Barstow and Diamond Bar go on sale next week!
 
Posted by Natasha Leggero on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 12:34 AM
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$.$.

 
HAHAHAa yes! the photos sum it up well.
Although I do love to gamble, the glamour is just not quite what it once was..
And i dare you to head into the poker rooms..



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Posted by $.$. on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 4:55 AM
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Natasha Leggero

 
Haha! I just saw that fat nerd at the Excaliber!
 
Posted by Natasha Leggero on Sunday, November 30, 2008 - 8:50 PM
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edmond dantes

 
I want to see you in Vegas. Or anywhere.
 
Posted by edmond dantes on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 7:17 AM
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Natasha Leggero

 
You cannot have good taste and love Vegas, however perhaps your parents are the exception.
 
Posted by Natasha Leggero on Sunday, November 30, 2008 - 8:49 PM
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Kristopher Jordan™ The Official Myspace Page®
Sadistik Wolfman

 
I was in Vegas about 3 weeks ago cutting a movie, Scary thing was that I met atleast 100 actors and actresses. so instead of coming home with poker chips and craps like everyone else, I ended up coming home with a stack of business cards from actors!!!! I guess Vegas is the place to whore...your talent off!!! Good Luck Natasha, I know you'll be a wonderful wal-mart manager!!!
 
Posted by Kristopher Jordan™ The Official Myspace Page® on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 11:27 AM
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Natasha Leggero

 
Actresses in Vegas? Sounds suspicious.
 
Posted by Natasha Leggero on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 12:47 AM
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Kristopher Jordan™ The Official Myspace Page®
Sadistik Wolfman

 
Let me rephrase that...alot of NON-UNION Actresses who charge $250-$0 a day and get this they show up on the set ready to re-write the project,because there charter could be so much more!!

Show Business!!!

I need a bong hit-baby!!!!
 
Posted by Kristopher Jordan™ The Official Myspace Page® on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 7:49 AM
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Natasha Leggero

 
Kristopher-Darling, Please spell-check your comments. The children are depending on us!
 
Posted by Natasha Leggero on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 9:35 AM
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Kristopher Jordan™ The Official Myspace Page®
Sadistik Wolfman

 
Very true.
Kids need to know how to spell correctly or get hit with a penny,see if the world listened to you I wouldn't have this problem!
 
Posted by Kristopher Jordan™ The Official Myspace Page® on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 6:23 PM
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Patrick®
Patrick Lopez

 
Lol
 
Posted by Patrick® on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 5:10 PM
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Natasha Leggero

 
Patrick-darling this blog is an "lol-free zone".
 
Posted by Natasha Leggero on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 12:39 AM
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Polacerbic
James Creely

 
You're so beautiful, I want you to be president.
PLEASE consider running for president. The whole world is being
taken over by retarded people and you must save us. :)
 
Posted by Polacerbic on Saturday, November 29, 2008 - 9:50 PM
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Marc

 
I've always found it ironic that it smells badly of b.o. directly outside of the Paris casino.
 
Posted by Marc on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 - 3:08 AM
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Joe

 
Not discovered? I thought you peaked last year with the two commercials and the appearance on "Everybody loves Raymond's Brother". There's more to life than that?
 
Posted by Joe on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 - 4:10 AM
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Jere

 
You seem to have a lot of fun with these. I've never seen someone take such an interest into what their fans are saying and reply to them. Either entertainingly or to spark extra commentary. I'm really sorry I missed your show when you came to Minnesota. You're totally a blast.
 
Posted by Jere on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 - 8:14 AM
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Natasha Leggero

 
Who says I'm having fun?
 
Posted by Natasha Leggero on Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 6:07 PM
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Frank Hejl

 
Vegas makes me ill. There's nothing good about it. When I say this, people think it's because I don't have a sense of "fun and spontaneity". No, it's because I hate the smell of cheap cologne/perfume, desperation and assholes.


Also, I never understood the thrill of wasting money like that. I'm terrible with money as it is, and if I'm gonna drop that amount of money I want to guarantee I get something out of it either way, not just a 50/50 chance. OK, so maybe that does mean I can't be as "spontaneous", but still, it just seems like a waste to me.


Grumble, grumble, grumble! What bitter little monster has Vegas turned me into?!

Anyway, I know this has already passed, but hopefully it wasn't too miserable.

 
Posted by Frank Hejl on Sunday, December 07, 2008 - 11:02 PM
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THE OFFICIAL R.P.P., THE VEGAS RAINMAKER ™
Accept No Substitutes

 
I have done some of my best work in Vegas, see me as Mark #1 in the following clip with Doug Stanhope, circa 1999, enjoy my Jack Dempsey haircut...http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=IrbmIa9yqPI

--Ralph
 
Posted by THE OFFICIAL R.P.P., THE VEGAS RAINMAKER ™ on Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 1:46 AM
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jokeshow 2.0

 
I hate Vegas. The phrase I dislike the most about vegas is "what happens in vegas, stays in Vegas!" Well I guarantee the std that you pick up from some random dummy will travel back with you to your home town.

 
Posted by jokeshow 2.0 on Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 1:47 AM
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KRISTOPHER

 
Actually, I had fun when robotic camels spoke to me there.
I also got lots of free trading cards with pretty girls from these nice Mexican people standing off to the side of the sidewalk!
 
Posted by KRISTOPHER on Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 1:50 AM
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