yes, you heard it here, creepy loser wannabes live a boring existence! i mean hey, when you've got no talents of your own, no friends, and your life revolves around that dreaded monthly shower-day, what else is there to do with one's time? well, we've found someone with just this problem, and so they spend their time pretending to be someone they wish so badly they could be--our very own care failure! very flattering, yes, but more fuckin creepy than anything...before i go on, check it out for yourself:  http://carolinekawa.livejournal.com/541.html

how retarded is that? it's not like this stuff can really do anything to harm us, its just fuckin lame..as hard as this dork has tried, it sounds nothing like care..and they try sooo hard with 'quirky' little attempts at humour, like " i herniated my eyeball" or "gee, does the period go inside or outside the quotation marks?"..hilarious!...god, mystery wannabe, you are such a fucking loser!

so, just letting anyone know that couldn't figure it out for themselves...i say give the pathetic little shut-in all the attention they want...leave replies on the page letting them know how gay they are, and that you, the manne-fan(ha!), are not so easily fooled. and if anyone's feeling charitable, give this poor idiot some friendly suggestions of how they could spend their abundance of free time better...going on a date(and parents/siblings don't count, silly!), taking up an instrument(then you won't have to pretend you're in our band!), or just a simple 'go fuck yourself'(though chronic masturbation is likely already the only other way this gem passes their time)...

so have fun kids! and thank you, mystery loser, for helping spread the disease that is die mannequin!

tony+dm