In other news, the SS Cumberbun set sail on her maiden voyage earlier today. Fans are all ready beside themselves with DJ Scallywag's fervid accounts of the misadventures of his cat, Scrumptious, and his soon-to-be legendary tale regarding the trials and tribulations of shopping for door knobs at Bed, Bath, and Beyond...
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