Fan(s) of us,

So here's what's going down around town.  We're working hard on mastering and mixing the album (all recording's complete!), which should be out by the end of the summer, if we work hard at it.  It's literally taking like 24 hours per song just to get satisfactory end results.  If anyone has a mixing-master STD I will gladly sleep with you free of charge.

On the show front, we've got 3 gigs lined up:  on June 20 (Friday) we've got a sweet gig at DUST WAREHOUSE in Charlottesville, the next day (Saturday) we will be rocking the elderly members of the Woolard family into a much needed coma at my lakehouse.  Seriously.  It's gonna be worth seeing (plus we'll be playing on a dock, facing out over the water, which is good.)  Then June 27th (Friday) we have a gig in DC at GROG AND TANKARD.  If any of you fit the following qualifications:

1) You are from DC
2) You are currently reading this

then PLEASE COMING TO THE FUCKING SHOW! IT'S GOING TO BE RE-@$%&*^%$-ING-DICULOUSLY WORTHWHILE!  And tell them you're there for us ... we have to get a certain number there to get any money.  Again...I will sleep with you (for a small fee). 

Kdubs







And fuck off, Shatner.