...Eventually, eventually it's coming.  Within the next few months or so.  And so...  people who wrote in saying that they wanted to submit stuff for issue three -- rabbit guy, Florida girl, DJ Sweetie Pie, and other people that I am forgetting -- anyway, I have a couple of things to say to you:

1)  I am a lazy asshole for not writing back to you.

2)  You should still submit stuff anyway.  Only two submissions to "NTMFLH" have ever been rejected.  This gives us about a 97% acceptance rate for all submissions.

3)  Now that I have a real blog that several thousand people read each day (that'd be The Nerve Video Blog) ... now that I have that, we can get a lot more people to read issue three.  Although at least a thousand people read issues one and two in print form, and nearly thirty thousand have read the magazine in online form.  Good shit, no?

Anyway...  here's an exxtreeeeemely tentative listing of the stuff for issue three that we have thus far:

--Any reviews of stuff (sex, toys, girls, games, etc...) that I haven't already printed in issues one or two.

--Dating stuff from when I had to write about dating for a living.

--Stuff from my as-yet-unpublished hilarious memoir about sex and drugs and OCD.

--Tiffany's hilarious prank where she humilated me, which is the only thing I ever deleted from the online version of the magazine.

--Some other, secret stuff, that I don't feel like listing here yet.

As we can see, this is all stuff by me (except for the one thing by Tiffany).  I refuse to release a 'zine that is just stuff by me...  because that would be lame.  So once again, you guys will submit stuff.

People who submit stuff that is accepted receive:

1)  free copies of the 'zine.

2)  an official "Nostalgia:  the magazine for lame hipsters" T-shirt, possibly even one with a new design on it.

3)  but you will receive no money whatsoever.  None.  None at all.  This 'zine has never made any money.  It probably never will make any money.  If someday it makes money, then you can have some.

That is all.  You can submit stuff to my Myspace mail, or to oliveramiller@hotmail.com

That is all.

Submit!

--thanking you in advance,

your pal,

Oliver