Do you want to see change in Pittsburgh?

Are you passionate about politics?

Are you over 18? (My people said I had to ask.)

If you are -- AND you're female* -- I WANT YOU to send me photos of yourself! (Preferably dressed as a cheerleader, or something with an equally minimal thread count; but, in photos as in politics, all desires are negotiable.)

Five (5) lucky ladies will be chosen to be my Mathisettes! (Possibly more than five, as I might need understudies.)

Please send all questions, correspondence and revealing photographs to this MySpace mail account. (I wouldn't be able to tell them apart from my normal daily email spam, and THIS IS IMPORTANT!)

* If you're male, please message me with your estimated bench press weight and availability. There are some things here in the office that need moved. Flyers and stuff.