Joey almost got himself hired as a gameshow host for a show entitled The Prefect Couple where couples compete to see who knows each other better. He shot a pilot episode, and for some reason had his friends be the contestants. Jesse and Becky, Viicky and I and DJ and that weiner kid she is seeing were the contestants.

I thought Vikcy and I would dominate, but things went horribly wrong. Vikcy was late so I was paired with this really old woman I never met before. I was horrified at how much she knew about me. How could that happen? We just met five minutes before filming.

In the end we won that vacation for two. Going on a romantic getaway with a senior citizen made me want to vomit, but the vacation was not as bad as I first thought. It was actually one of the best times of my life. Estelle has been around the block more than a few times and all those decades of experience have shown her how to please her man right.