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You Failed Your Driver's Test
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You only got 5/10 correct.
If you have a driver's license, it needs to be revoked!
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You Passed 8th Grade Science
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Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct!
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You Are a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
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You life your life in a free form, artistic style.
You are incredibly creative and at times, quite messy.
Deep down, you are a kid at heart. And you aren't afraid to express it.
Your best friend: The Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Your mortal enemy: The Club Sandwich
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What Your Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Means
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Your eating style is gluttonous. If you like something, you're going back for seconds... no matter how full you are!
You have an average sweet tooth. While you enjoy desserts, they aren't exactly your downfall.
Your taste in food tends to be quite eclectic and wide. You are an adventurous eater, and you like many types of cuisines.
You're a self loathing middle class person. You act a lot classier than you are, and you secretly feel like a fraud.
You are a tough person who isn't afraid to live life fully. There isn't a lot that scares you.
Precise and controlled, you can be a bit anal retentive when it comes to how you like things. You're definitely a perfectionist.
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You Are Pork
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You like to think you're the other white meat, but many people don't want anything to do with you.
You probably smoke. And it's likely that no body part of yours is off limits.
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You Will Be a Cool Parent
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You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need.
You can tell when it's time to let kids off the hook, and when it's time to lay down the law.
While your parenting is modern and hip, it's not over the top.
You know that there's nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager... or a drill sergeant!
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You Are 44% Politically Radical
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You've got some radical viewpoints, but you aren't completely nuts. You're more of a visionary than a radical.
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Your Linguistic Profile:
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60% General American English
15% Upper Midwestern
15% Yankee
5% Dixie
0% Midwestern
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You Are 52% Gross
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You're more than a little gross, but probably no more gross than the average person.
Maybe it's time to drop some of those disgusting habits that could eventually embarrass you!
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You're a Little Stupid
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You got 9/10 questions right!
Or at least careless. Better go back and recheck your answers!
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American Cities That Best Fit You:
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75% Las Vegas
65% Atlanta
65% Miami
65% Portland
60% Austin
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Your Daddy Is Mike Tyson
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What You Call Him: Pa
Why You Love Him: He takes you to Disneyland
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Your Mommy Is Ayn Rand
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What You Call Her: Old Lady
What people say about yo momma: Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
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