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Emily Cohen


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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 26
Sign: Pisces

City: CLEARWATER
State: Florida
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/27/2007
Tuesday, January 01, 2008 
Fat Love


This one is a long time comin. I mean, fat people need love too...and we all know that more cushion, means better pushin!!!! I am not sexualy shy. I've never tried to hide my body from my hubby and I know he loves it!!! And we have never been shy about trying new things. The thing is, we are both pretty fat. And one thing I have learned in the past 5 years of being with hubby...there are some things fat people cannot do in bed.

Now, I'm going to throw in this disclaimer for anyone who might be feeling a bit uncomfy right about now...this is gonna be an unabashed, completely honest view of fat sex. If you are disturbed by fleshy overflow, stop reading now. If you are at work, you may want to stop reading now. I'm just warning you all, this is about to become a sexy party.

So the first thing I need to touch on is the fabulous world of foreplay. There are many things out there to rock your partner's world. Toys and tasties and positions and shit. One thing i do NOT recommend for 2 fat people is 69. Without going into too much detail, suffocation is a real issue. I found this out quickly. The other problem is balance...unless you've had experience with the tight rope, you're probably gonna have to practice not falling over.

Next problem with fat sex....is fat sex positions. Now that hubby and I are trying to procreate, we've been trying all kinds of weird ass positions, thanks to the many message boards out there that explain in detail what works the best. What they do not mention is the possible bodily harm that comes from being fat and trying these positions. For example...legs in the air, not a feasible position unless you want your spleen in you lungs. The funniest thing I have ever said during sex??? "Honey, I can't effing breathe...".

The biggest problem is the immense amount of heat that is generated by the friction of 2 fat people. I end up putting the air on 60 just so we can go at. And keep a glass of water near by...remember, only you can prevent forest fires


The most important piece of advice I can give about fat sex....don't be ashamed of your body. If you are with someone you truly care about, they will find you as sexy as you feel...so let your hair down, and feel good about yourself...and always remember your protective head gear.
Pam~a~lam

 
damn girl! You make me laugh!
 
Posted by Pam~a~lam on Saturday, February 09, 2008 - 3:39 PM
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Andrea

 
HAHAHAHA! This is awesome!!
 
Posted by Andrea on Monday, April 21, 2008 - 7:06 PM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
:) thank you for stopping by
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:41 PM
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Julie *is always late*

 
hahahaha...ok, that's just plain funny!!
I always tell people...when they say stupid crap about big girls....big girls need lovin' too.
sounds to me like you've found your lovin'.....now to find your position. lol
don't know what you have between ya (you know?), but you could always try 69 from your side...it's just a thought.
 
Posted by Julie *is always late* on Monday, April 21, 2008 - 7:56 PM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
:) fat girls make the BEST lovers.
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:41 PM
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@m@nd@ Twisted

 
Being a fat girl myself I can verify everything you said. And yes 69 can cause breathing difficulty...but have you tried it with him on top? That way works for me but only cause I have no gag reflex.
 
Posted by @m@nd@ Twisted on Monday, April 21, 2008 - 7:58 PM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
lol, my hubby is a little...fluffy...VERY fluffy, lol. Him on top would NOT work. We resigned ourselves to trying other things.
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:40 PM
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Grant

 
Ok, the friction seriously got me. Hysterical! I think. Maybe a waterbed would be the safest bet?
 
Posted by Grant on Monday, April 21, 2008 - 9:50 PM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
haha, it could work. You know you introduced me to BB in the first place...and now look where I am. THANKS!!!!!!
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:39 PM
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ-Waitin ♥ 4 ♥ ButterfliesƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ-

 
ur too funny! Keep in up girlie!!!
 
Posted by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ-Waitin ♥ 4 ♥ ButterfliesƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ- on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 1:42 AM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
:) thanks for your support girl. LOVED ur b-day pics, btw
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:39 PM
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Dawn Henderson

 
I am right with you sista!
 
Posted by Dawn Henderson on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 3:02 AM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
LOL, it's good to be a big girl!
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:38 PM
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Carol
Carol Abraham

 
Thanks for the giggle, glad BBIII introduced us.
 
Posted by Carol on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 3:42 AM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
:) so am I. Hope you'll keep stopping by
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:38 PM
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ÇÅLƒΩ™
Chris Calfo

 
Nice. Very nice. Naturally, me being it bit bigger than the next person and my g/f being the same we have encountered these issues (while inebriated.) I have always found that a good exercise regime helps (naturally only for the purposes of being able to swing around like a monkey from the rafters.) For me it's all about the desire to make your signifcant other scream your name until the neighbors call the cops. Just remember it's not over until everyone gets their fortune cookies.
Good job, keep writing.
 
Posted by ÇÅLƒΩ™ on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 3:46 AM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
SMOOOCHES hunny.
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:38 PM
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Tresa69

 
LOL....This is funny....i am glad that i stopped by....Good luck and Have a wonderful evening.



Tresa69
 
Posted by Tresa69 on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 8:33 AM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
I'm glad you stopped by too. Keep checkin in
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:37 PM
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L to the Izzo

 
"only you can prevent forrest fires"
hahahahah! that really is hysterical (found you through blog bowl)
 
Posted by L to the Izzo on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 1:08 PM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
Thanks for stopping by!!
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:35 PM
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Natasha

 
WHAHAHAH!!! I love it!! Keep 'em coming girl!
 
Posted by Natasha on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 2:48 PM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
Thanks hun. I'm enjoying your blogs as well
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:35 PM
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Andre the BFG

 
As a "differently-sized individual" myself I can also vouch for the difficulty of sex in the aircraft toilet with an exceptionally voluptuous partner, especially when the poundage starts pounding. In compensation I do at least have reliable witnesses to my membership of the mile-high club. The door burst open.
 
Posted by Andre the BFG on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 3:19 PM
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Spidey-John

 
I love this! It's funny and sexy; lethal combo. Good luck! :)
 
Posted by Spidey-John on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 7:45 PM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
HA HA, thanks spidey!!
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:35 PM
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♥ Steph ♥
Stephanie Karr

 
This is great.
 
Posted by ♥ Steph ♥ on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 1:23 PM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
Thanks for the support :)
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:34 PM
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Where Scent-Sations Begin?!!?!?

 
You so Rock!!!
I wanted to pop in and share the love!!
Jamie
WWW.SENSARIA.COM/HEAVENLY_SPA
 
Posted by Where Scent-Sations Begin?!!?!? on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 7:53 PM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
Thanks for the support, keep stopping by
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:34 PM
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tochi
don mi egu

 
tht was hilarious and true,good piece.
 
Posted by tochi on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 4:45 PM
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Ines

 
Funny. Maybe I should write a blog about skinny sex involving the painful truth about slamming bones and pinched nerves...ahem...
 
Posted by Ines on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:06 PM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
:) you're still hot!
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 5:33 PM
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Token

 
Nicely done, good luck at the Blogger Bowl.
 
Posted by Token on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 9:50 PM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
Thank you for the support. I hope you'll keep stopping by
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Saturday, April 26, 2008 - 8:57 PM
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PDX Parties by Evelyn

 
Made me laugh out loud at my local coffee house! You go girl! I vote for you and your blog!
 
Posted by PDX Parties by Evelyn on Saturday, April 26, 2008 - 6:49 PM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
:) Thank you. Keep checking back. I'm planning to post a new blog sometime this weekend
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Saturday, April 26, 2008 - 8:58 PM
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Sex Mahoney

 
That's what vegetable oil is for; plus, when you're done, you can deep fry your partner, like a black widow.

Sex Mahoney for President
 
Posted by Sex Mahoney on Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 5:01 PM
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Fat Girl
Emily Cohen

 
lol, u have my vote!!
 
Posted by Fat Girl on Sunday, April 27, 2008 - 6:16 PM
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