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Fat Love
This one is a long time comin. I mean, fat people need love too...and we all know that more cushion, means better pushin!!!! I am not sexualy shy. I've never tried to hide my body from my hubby and I know he loves it!!! And we have never been shy about trying new things. The thing is, we are both pretty fat. And one thing I have learned in the past 5 years of being with hubby...there are some things fat people cannot do in bed.
Now, I'm going to throw in this disclaimer for anyone who might be feeling a bit uncomfy right about now...this is gonna be an unabashed, completely honest view of fat sex. If you are disturbed by fleshy overflow, stop reading now. If you are at work, you may want to stop reading now. I'm just warning you all, this is about to become a sexy party.
So the first thing I need to touch on is the fabulous world of foreplay. There are many things out there to rock your partner's world. Toys and tasties and positions and shit. One thing i do NOT recommend for 2 fat people is 69. Without going into too much detail, suffocation is a real issue. I found this out quickly. The other problem is balance...unless you've had experience with the tight rope, you're probably gonna have to practice not falling over.
Next problem with fat sex....is fat sex positions. Now that hubby and I are trying to procreate, we've been trying all kinds of weird ass positions, thanks to the many message boards out there that explain in detail what works the best. What they do not mention is the possible bodily harm that comes from being fat and trying these positions. For example...legs in the air, not a feasible position unless you want your spleen in you lungs. The funniest thing I have ever said during sex??? "Honey, I can't effing breathe...".
The biggest problem is the immense amount of heat that is generated by the friction of 2 fat people. I end up putting the air on 60 just so we can go at. And keep a glass of water near by...remember, only you can prevent forest fires
The most important piece of advice I can give about fat sex....don't be ashamed of your body. If you are with someone you truly care about, they will find you as sexy as you feel...so let your hair down, and feel good about yourself...and always remember your protective head gear.
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