Possum Flavored Yogurt
A tasty desert!

Ingredients,

1 gallon of plain yogurt
1 medium possum



Judging by the name of this dish, it seems like this
might pose a potential health hazard for the possum.

This really is an animal friendly desert, and we
are currently seeking certification from PETA.

Step 1 pour the plain yogurt into a large bucket,
preferably 2 gallon size or larger, enough to
allow the possum to stand upright and not drown.
Step 2 carefully place the possum in the bucket with
the yogurt, allow the possum to frolic around for
approximately 10 minutes, this should be enough time
to for him to mix his natural essence in with the
yogurt.

Remove the possum and bathe him in luke warm water,
making sure all the yogurt is removed, as to not draw
flies or other unwanted pests. Set him free.

Spoon yogurt-possum mixture into a plastic container.
Chill and serve, with fresh fruit.