So while I was in germany my friend sent me this sincere email... and the more i think about it, the more i realized that I must share it with the world:
Dear Ugly Kid Joe,
I just wanted to write and say that you're my favorite band. I really think you should consider reforming.
Your song Cat's Kradle is awesome and it reminds me of my dad because he used to beat me and my sister and he still does.
He once time beat up a mail man for delivering what he called " Bad
News " then he told our Mom (his girlfriend) he was BAD NEWS.
Another time he got drunk and spilled beer all over my dog, then blamed
that same mail man and went to the mail man's home with the dog and
made the mail man clean the dog. Anyway thanks for writing that song.
I never ask my dad (or Brucie as he makes me call him) to play ball or
borrow car keys) otherwise he'd beat the shirt of me. The shirt i
wear is for your album "America's Least WanteD" . He hates it and calls
you
guys pretty boy loser, posers. And if he sees you he'll beat the shit out of you.
Thanks,
Ralphie.
MY RESPONSE:
dear ralphie,
ugly kid joe
will not reform. we are simply too good for this world. tell your dad
if he ever stops beating you we will beat you twice as hard.
glad you like the tune. however cat stevens wrote it and he is a
towel headed terrorist who hates you cause your american. sorry kid, this world aint your friend either.
love
UKJ