Just going through the history... In many ways, this isn't complete.

11/15/2008 08:00 PM - The Old Miami      
3930 Cass Ave
Detroit, Michigan 48201

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10/25/2008 10:00 PM - Tudor Lounge - Later Show     
335 Franklin St
Buffalo, New York 14202
Description:With Sprung Corpses, the Punk Rods, Bloodslut and Lower Town Trio

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10/25/2008 05:00 PM - Theatre 145 - Early Show     
145 W 11TH ST
Erie, Pennsylvania 16501
Description:Early Show with Local 80.

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10/24/2008 07:00 PM - Club Paradise - Madd Dogg’s Birthday Bash     
3950 Mckinley Pkwy,
Buffalo, New York 14219

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09/20/2008 08:00 PM - Tudor Lounge     
335 Franklin St
Buffalo, New York 14202

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08/08/2008 08:00 PM - Scully’s w/ The Assmen, Local 80, the Laundromat     
408 State St
Erie, Pennsylvania 16501
Description:Scully’s w/ The Assmen, Local 80, the Laundromat 408 State St Erie, Pennsylvania 16501 US Cost:3 This show defies description. We’ve played with the Assmen more than a few times, but even after the first time I was singing their songs days later. Local 80 really put on a show for the working man and woman, plus the Laundromat... It’s $3!!! That’s too cheap for this much rock!

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07/18/2008 08:00 PM - Club Diablo w/ Sprung Corpses, The Inebriates, and Lords of the Highway (Cleveland)     
517 Washington St
Buffalo, New York 14203

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06/29/2008 02:00 PM - Theatre 145 - Sloppy Seconds/Quaranteend/The Assmen     
145 West 11th Street
Erie, Pennsylvania 16501
Description:There’s been a lot of people in Erie saying, "Sloppy Seconds is coming to Erie at Theatre 145. Reubie Gyno really did you guys a big favor on this one. Make sure you pay the $7 to see the AMAZING Sloppy Seconds along with Quaranteend, The Assmen, the Tradesmen,The Trashed, My Penis, Kill People and more. Show starts at 2 PM and is ALL AGES!!! Sloppy Seconds-ALL AGES - $7 ....This show is going for $10 to $12. in Cleveland and Buffalo for 21 and over. You are CRAZY if you dont at least go to see SLOPPY SECONDS." We agree, but you might want to see what makes the seconds so sloppy in the first place.

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05/31/2008 08:00 PM - Tudor Lounge      
335 Franklin St.
Buffalo, New York 14202
Description:With a band that does Doors covers to a rap beat!

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05/23/2008 08:00 PM - Scully’s     
408 State Street
Erie, Pennsylvania 16501
Description:w. the Assmen, Real Dead City Saints, and Berserker

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05/16/2008 08:00 PM - Club Diablo - My Penis had to pull out but still go see the ASSMEN.     
517 Washington St
Buffalo, New York 14203
Description:ALL AGES in Buffalo NY featuring THE ASSMEN

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04/19/2008 08:00 PM - THE SPINNIN MONKEY MUSIC FEST!! 2008     
1701 PARK STREET
Palmer, Massachusetts 01069
Description:A three day extravaganza featurimg a ton of bands you’ve heard of and some you haven’t... Like Local H, Rusted Root, Autumn to Ashes... Yes, My Penis in Palmer... how appropriate.

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03/22/2008 08:00 PM - Michaelina’s Bistro across from Shea’s Perf. Arts Cent.     
454 Pearl st.
Buffalo, New York 14202
Description:More information to come, obviously.

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03/07/2008 06:00 PM - The American Legion Post No. 1322 (postponed and venue changed)     
950 Payne Ave.
North Tonawanda, New York 14120

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09/29/2007 04:00 PM - Ben’s Barn Bash Eleven     
Farmington, New York 14425
Description:with Krypton 88 The Isotopes Blue Jimmy 40 Rod Lightning Wilkes Booth Addictive Tragedy Skull PeeSpot Homeslice Quarry Bank and more

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07/14/2007 03:00 PM - Paranormal Event - Save the Haunted Rolling Hills Home - County Park     
Day's Inn - 200 Oak Street
Batavia, New York 14020
Description:There's been a rumor that the benefit has moved to:Genesee County Park - near 11001 Bethany Center Rd, East Bethany, NY 14054... but that has not been confirmed. See: http://www.rollinghillscountrymall.com for more info. A day of wildly diverse music. Anyway, it's a benefit for saving an abandoned home and infirmery which is now being used for tours of paranormal study and is threatened by the tax-man. So spread the word on your favorite message boards: Make a post, Save a Ghost!

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07/07/2007 08:00 PM - Showplace Theatre     
1063 Grant St
Buffalo, New York 14207
Description:with: Ace Merrill, Addictive Tragedy, and more TBA. First ten people who message us gets 2 tickets and a pin for free. Hey, if you want to ask someone "You want to check out My Penis?" you should have the tickets to back it up.

Just message us with the subject line: "I wanna see My Penis" --or something like that by July 4th.

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11/18/2006 08:00 PM - Montage Music Hall - HeavyRoc-A-Thon     
50 Chestnut St. - Your chest, my nuts.
Rochester, New York 14607
Description:With Fallguy, Massacre the Wake, and Formaldehyde. visit http://www.heavyroc.com for more details.

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09/09/2006 08:00 PM - Bug Jar      
271 Monroe Ave
Rochester, NY 14607
Description:With the Fabulous Dung Beatles for their CD release party!

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07/29/2006 08:00 PM - Rox's Rock House     
124 Main Street
Oxford, MA 01540
Description:With SleepyPisser Thunderhole and more

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07/28/2006 08:00 PM - WildSpirits     
1843 1st Ave
New York City, NY 10128
Description:w/ Sleepy Pisser Thunderhole, the Newtz, the Tandem Mouses... It's a Compilation release Party!!!

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07/08/2006 08:00 PM - Heavyroc-a-thon - Montage Grille (Cancelled)     
50 Chestnut St
Rochester, NY 14607
Description:w/ The Isotopes, Fallguy Show cancelled due to a gun fight

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07/07/2006 08:00 PM - Broadway Joes     
3051 Main Street
Buffalo, NY 14214
Description:With Cove, Strykersville, My Penis, and possibly Arm Cannon, nice variety of genres without going to off the wall.

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07/05/2006 08:00 PM - Penny Arcade     
4785 Lake Ave
Charlotte, NY 14612
Description:Get Punk'd Wednesdays W/ Destro

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06/06/2006 05:00 PM - The Downtown Quarterback     
Washington Avenue
Endicott, NY 13760
Description:06-06-06 I Was A Wizard My Penis Damiera The Swinging Field The Loiterers Silent Aftermath Awaiting The Day Call: (607) 658-9554 for more details

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06/03/2006 03:00 PM - Club Deep     
1000 ocean ave
Asbury, NJ 07712
Description:w/ The Scadz, The Bomb Rockets, Left of Cool, D.I.E., and Test Tube Casanova Brigade. All Ages

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05/24/2006 08:00 PM - Penny Arcade     
4785 Lake Ave
Charlotte, NY 14612
Description:w/ Yer Mom, Dimension, and Worm Quartet

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04/29/2006 08:00 PM - Silver Grille     
Main St
Perry, NY 14530
Description:w/ Counter Offensive and more...

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04/21/2006 10:00 PM - Mr Goodbar      
1110 Elmwood Ave
Buffalo, NY 14222
Description:w/ Roach and others

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04/14/2006 06:00 PM - Lake Cable Clubhouse - Canton OH     
725 Fulton Dr. NW
Canton, OH 44718
Description:Euphoria, Shotgun Justice, The Babyshakers, GreenPool... Early Show - 6PM sharpish!!!

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03/23/2006 09:00 PM - Bug Jar w/ yer mom     
217 Monroe Ave
Rochester, NY 14607
Description:Your Mom will play with My Penis. What a friggin' night of rock!

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02/18/2006 08:00 PM - Silver Grill w/Home Pharmacy     
Main St
Perry, NY 14530

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01/28/2006 10:00 PM - Montage Live w/ Lobster Quadrille and the Snot Rockets     
50 Chestnut St
Rochester, NY 14604

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01/26/2006 10:00 PM - Monty's Krown w/ Earl Cram Revue     
875 Monroe Ave
Rochester, NY 14620
Description:Hey, it's your favorite things: Good beer and great music!

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12/18/2005 04:00 PM - Montage Grill     
50 Chestnut St
Rochester, NY 14604
Description:Toys for Tots benefit with AFM and 6 other bands

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12/10/2005 10:00 PM - Merlin's Pub     
727 Elmwood Ave
Buffalo, NY 14222
Description:Come see The Voodoo Dollies play with My Penis!

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12/08/2005 09:00 PM - The Bug Jar     
219 Monroe Ave
Rochester, NY 14607
Description:Doors 8pm / Vernon's Bird 9pm / My Penis 10pm The return of "Western New York's least controversial band." My Penis returns to the stage, louder and badder than ever.

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09/11/2005 02:00 PM - Steel Music Hall     
1509 Scottsville Road
Rochester, NY 14623
Description:All ages, all afternoon. Lots of bands like Back for Seconds, Adelines Hero, Kicker, Stupid Conseqeunces, and Elevator Elevators

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12/18/2004 09:00 PM - Penny Arcade      
Lake Ave Across from the Ferry
Rochester,
Description:Mainline Adrenaline, Undecided Alliegance

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09/26/2004 09:00 PM - The Bug Jar     
219 Monroe Ave
Rochester, NY 14607
Description:With High Volume Content "and more" ...18+ admitted with ID

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08/16/2004 05:00 PM - Punk Prty in the Park     
Genesee Valley Park
Rochester, NY 14620
Description:Loads of fun, lots of new bands, possibly utter anarchy