"Is My Town Big Enough for My Penis?"

Lots of people have asked this question, and until last Saturday, our only answer was: "The only way to know is to find out." Now that we have played Perry, NY population six thousand, we can answer with a resounding "Yes, no town is too small for My Penis."

This is a picture of Perry:

Once there, we dove immediately into the free beer...we had some catching up to do.

To make a long story short (every story about My Penis is "long," of course) the good and naughty folk of Perry gave us a warm welcome we won't soon forget. It's great to have a crowd that doesn't cower to the back of the room when we top 100 decibels. (Yes, My Penis falls somewhere between a jackhammer and a jet engine revving up, only you can rock out to our noise.)

Greater than Jack Hammer:

Less Than Jet Engine:

In conclusion, YES. Your town is big enough for My Penis. Tell any local hole in the wall that does live music to contact us on myspace.

My Penis wants to rock your county!