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City: portland
Country: CH
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Friday, January 09, 2009 
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Two bands, both from Portland, each band playing their own quirky brand of DIY thrash that ranges from the Yngwie-meets-Power-Violence shred thrash of Slam Dunk (With Authority!) to the burly instrumental thrash of Order Of The Gash.
Slam Dunk (With Authority!) are much heavier and raging than you might think, given their goofball band name and dumb song titles (like "Butt Blaster", for instance). Nah, their side is actually pretty fucking great, four songs of quirky, crusty hardcore thrash loaded with intricate fretboard tapping that actually made me a little dizzy on the aforementioned "Butt Blaster" (I want to throttle these guys every time I type that...), burly thrash riffage and chaotic blastbeat tempos, high pitched shrieking vocals, the band bouncing back and forth between brutal midpaced riffage and the superfast shred/blast stuff, woven into complex arrangements with the speeds constantly shifting. Imagine Yngwie Malmsteen stoned out of his mind and roped into playing with a West Coast powerviolence band, that's the vision that keeps popping into my head while listening to the crazy finger-tapping and shredding mixed in with the brutal blasting hardcore and punky thrash metal. Awesome.
I've heard that the coed trio Order Of The Gash are a fun band to see live whenever they play in Portland. Apparently, the band soaks themselves in fake blood before they hit the stage, and then proceed to batter the crowd with their compact sets of instrumental speed math metal. Sounds great! The vocal-free approach for the six songs on their side of the LP damn well rips, and there is a subtle proggy undercurrent to Order Of The Gash's superfast thrash jams, as the songs go from fast-paced serpentine speedmetal to calmer sections of atmospheric math-rock riffing with the guitars shifting between clean chiming tones and crushing metallic distortion, often layering the guitars into intricate arrangements and haunting melodic parts. These cats sound like how I imagine the early Champs stuff might have turned out if they had been worshipping Haunting The Chapel and early Norwegian black metal instead of Puppets-era Metallica when they first started out; recommended to any of you guys that are fans of fierce thrashy instrumental metal like Champs, Suzukiton, Hematovore, and Le Force !
Packaged in a silkscreened black sleeve printed with gold ink, and comes with a double sided insert sheet and a CD version of the split in its own black and white cardstock wallet, limited to 300 copies.
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beastbeastbeastie

 
i'm not girly enough to make us co-ed too? i guess that's what i get for all those "i'm a fucking MAN" workout sessions during practice.....
 
Posted by beastbeastbeastie on Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 12:45 AM
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Erin

 
given their goofball band name and dumb song titles (like "Butt Blaster", for instance)

LOL
 
Posted by Erin on Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 2:26 AM
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