At 2pm Pacific (just one hour from now) I’ll be doing another lovely ....Dork.. ..Forest.... Radio. My in-house guests are ....Murray.... Valeriano – music dork, comic, and all around good egg. And Matt Champagne (a many who admits that he can tell an actress that he loves her better than anyone. Because it’s true. Because he doesn’t know her). These are funny people. We will discuss many dorky things.
LIKE – I went to a “Sea Glass Convention” this weekend in ....Erie.., ..PA.... and it was the most epic FAIL of any Dorkdom I had ever seen. Oh, the commitment was there. It was just … lame. And with dork-commitment at an all time high here in ....America.... – you’d think there would be REAL artists involved. 
Here is a picture of the check that you get if you win "best shard of the year"
And, to add insult to injury, they took these various pieces of heinekin bottles that had broken and been tumbled in lake Erie and wrapped a wire around them and made Earrings that they wanted $40 for! (above is a picture cut from a magazine of Kate Blanchett showing what SHE might look like with beach glass earrings).
We will talk, on the show, of how this COULD have been a Great Dork Event!
These are two events that were CANCELLED. These would have been worth going to! "the archeolgoy of beachcombing"? "the world's oldest toy - the marble"? fools.
Then Maria and I went to the Erie, PA art museum and it was AWESOME. This sculpture is outside of it - which made me think of all the husbands who were sitting at the Sea Glass Con waiting for their wives to be DONE.
This weekend I am doing shows at the Bentzen Ball Comedy Festival in ....Washington.. ..DC..... There are lots of shows and I am in a couple of them but a part of the proceeds benefit the ....Walter.. ..Reed.. ..Hospital..... We’re going to do a show for the servicefolk there as well.
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There will also be tourist stuff!!! I’ve only been to DC to SELL things (shocking I know. Tshirts at various protests specifically. And yes, I made good money). But there’s a tour of DC that 12 comics will be taking on Segueys. H@! I’m hoping to film that.
Holy smokes. Well – tune in if you can www.dorkforestradio.com or pick it up on itunes -
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Take care of each other out there. Xo, JK
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