May was a wild month for The Ed Forman Show at Dante's.

Our first three shows of May I EDfectionately refer to as the Tit Trilogy; three debaucherous nights that features plenty of ladies, skin, bumpin n grindin! Let's break down the highlights...

First was Cinco de Mayo. The gorgeous Nikki, a go-go dancer, was our guest, and she was only the second person (other than Channing Frye) to get a perfect score on her RapED Fire (no surprise, as I would say yes to anything she said). Plenty of shots of tequilla later, and one of our most EDpic and boozy shows ever ended with nose dive into two pools of very inviting blonde breasts (that I was told cost $8000, but i say they're Priceless!).

Second was May 12, and our night with Miss Nude Oregon, Sophia Johnson. After a chugging contest threw cocktail straws against a Sasquatch (courtesty of WEND Magazine), Miss Nude and I went toe to toe with some Indian Strip Poker capped off with a little Truth or Dare. I dared myself to lick Miss Nude Oregon from toe nail to the top of her head in one slow tongue lashing. After a couple laps around second base, we had one of the most pleasurable EDsperiences with a woman without either one of us taking of our panties.

May 19...now that was one of the craziest night's we'd ever seen on our stage at Dante's! It was our Women's EDpowerment Show...ladies, ladies, and more ladies, there's no such thing as too many ladies! Our co-host, MaRollin' Monroe, from the Rose City Roller Girls, became the 1st lady of The Ed Forman Show, and our first female co-host. She was wonderful, and help lube up a show that was already slippin n sliddin around. Interviewing the busty Barber Babes was a true pleasure, and owner Mindy's clevage reminded me of childhood trips to the Grand Canyon. Later, Sheena, the owner of G-Spot lingerie modeling clubs, gave of one of our most out of control interviews of all time. Sheena moaning in audience members ears, showcasing the dirty talk tips she gives in her article in Exotic Magazine. And myself, Ed Forman, riding MaRollin and EDhibiting how EDpowering a loud and vocal male orgasm can be for both partners (which sounded a little like this: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! EEEEERRRGGG!!! MY BALLS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!!!! ARRRRGSHHSFDSOJHD SPLOOOOOOOGE!!!!) Sheena always gave me a couple wondeful gifts, two different cock rings, both of which I tried on at the same time, and later threw into arms of EDoring fans (which I EDographed later).

This week on the program (May 26), we had a wonderful audience, and a chaotic, EDspired, and unpredictable night. My stalker, Craig Dimply, dressed up as me, and stayed in character, become Ed #2, and actually starting of my interview with t-shirt designer, Thai Boyd. After I put #2 to work for me (Dewar's refiller) a wasted/half retarded Ed Forman #3 showed up, bumblin and stumblin all over the place, breaking glasses and hearts. As you know, a copy of a copy isn't nearly as sharp as the original, and that was #3. When our interview with Miss Steak was wrapping up, I was scissoring her, #2 was dropping puns, and #3 was dropping his Moose Knuckling revealing pants.

A killer month for "The Ed Forman Show, with ME! ED FORMAN!" We're also rocking Friday night in Salem at the Space and starting June 25, we will be performing every Thursday night at Luckey's in Eugene. And of course, as Thai Boyd said last night, "Thank you Portland!!!" We'll be back at Dante's June 9 our Dante's homebase, and have more wild times planned for the 6th month of 2009!