With a rusty nutcracker I will split open my skull, dig out the gray matter with a punch bowl dipper and make a queasy fruitcake of fiction for you that you will hopefully want to pass around to your friends and not burn with the three week dried up Christmas tree. There might be shrunken head ornaments and tiny sugar plum fairies speared in place of their spines. Children could possibly wake up to stricken with fear to scream upon finding their parents have made bloody tissue wrapped presents of friends and neighbours who rocked around the Christmas tree the night before. Santa maybe devoured by under-nourished and overworked reindeer while gleeful elves play jingles on his saliva shiny bones. All these things may come to pass before I'm done constructing my X-mas cast!

Either way I hope you enjoy my submission and don't immediately give it a pass. Have fun with all the stories you receive, at the least, they should be entertaining.