Do you eat eggs?
If I didn't, cooking them would be a waste of my time.

Have you ever been to Iowa?
No

What did you last eat?
food.

Have you ever tried illegal drugs?
Hugs, not drugs. I've dabbled in illegal hugging.

Do you care about politics?
of course.

Have you ever made out with one of your top friends?
made out of what?

Have you ever dyed your hair?
more than I care to admit.

Have you ever dated someone way older than you?
yeah.

Have you ever been in a play?
Loads of them.

Do you like clowns?
I haven't been asked that since I was 5.

Did you ever trip over your shoe laces?
I trip over everything. I can even trip over nothing. It's a gift.

Ever had your driver's license suspended?
No. damn.

What is your favorite ice cream?
I prefer gelato.

What do you wear to bed?
a smile.

Would you ever dye your hair purple?
I haven't really considered it.

Do you know what your IQ is?
1109

What do you eat for breakfast?
food, usually.


How many children do you want?
-2.75

What is the last book you read? Was it good?
Summers Crossing. It was an enjoyable read.


Have you answered all of these questions honestly so far?
...

Have you ever kissed someone who smoked?
Yes, at one point I have jumped back and/or kissed myself.

Have you ever been drunk?
yes. every time I drink too much.

Do you have brown shoes?
yes.

Have you ever touched an elephant?
I have touched and ridden an elephant. Many lifetimes ago.

Have you ever spent the night in the hospital?
yes, but the next day they asked me to go home.

Has anyone ever under-estimated your intelligence?
yes, but I don't blame them. I do it too.

Could you date someone of another religion?
depends.

Do you have any siblings? Are they older/younger?
yes. they are a different age than me.

What is one thing that all of your ex's have in common?
stuff.

What was your first pet?
Happy the hamster.

Where were you born?
Out of a vagina.

Have you ever moved to a different state?
different states of mind.

Have you ever had your heart broken?
too many times to count.


Do you believe in soul mates?
i believe in love.

Have you ever lived in a house with a basement?
No

Do you have any pets?
More than I need. One cat, one dog, and two dwarf hamsters.

What cell phone carrier do you have?
I just keep my phone in my purse.

Do you like Propel?
No, I prefer to stay motionless.

Why does it get dark at night?
why does it get light during the day? some things will always remain a mystery.

When you blow your nose do you look at it?
No, I have a hard time looking at my own nose.

Do you take showers at night or in the morning?
afternoon showers are the best.

Why do people call you the nickname they call you?
um. I guess Ms. B is pretty obvious.

Ever thought you were pregnant and you really weren't?
Yes, but that is better than thinking you aren't pregnant when you really are.

What's the third text in your inbox?
I just delted them all, so quit asking.

What is your mom's drink of choice?
Wine, and keep it coming!

Do you still watch kids channels?
Does TLC count?

Are you listening to anything at the moment?
My a/c unit. I just realized how loud it is.

What was your last phone call about?
a secret mission.

Want to get something off your chest?
that is a trick question.

Do you look your age?
I don't know. It depends on the day you ask me.

If you could go back in time, where would you go?
To right before I started taking this survey.

Anything good happening tomorrow?
I'm not a psychic.

Have you ever gone a week without sleeping?
i think at that point you might die.

Do you walk off when someone pulls a camera out?
ha, no. However, I'm usually the one pulling the camera out.

Look to your left, what do you see?
books

If someone hated you, would you want to know about it?
I already do, and I deal with it.

Ever pretended to be sick?
yes. then I got sick for real.