Oh, hello there loyal fan of Robot Johnson. You'll excuse me for not noticing your entrance. I was too caught up in my reading of Moby Dick. I admit, it's not what I was expecting at first but I like it. Can I get you a pipeful of something? No?

So... I guess this is where we talk business. You know, it didn't have to be like this. Yes, sorry. I know. It's too late for all of that.

Look, you want free tickets to see Robot Johnson at Spirit Square, right? Well, I want you to have them. I want everyone to have free tickets, but it can't be like that. I have to feed my Robot children.

Here's what I can do. I can pick a chosen few to win free tickets. If someone were to go to a certain site and answer a few basic questions that they might find the answers to by looking at the info on another certain site then they might win. What? Yes, I know I said certain site twice. You can still refer to a specific object twice in the same speech. Okay, fine, I could have been less mysterious but what do you expect? I am a fancy-bot. Fancy-bots always speak mysteriously. And they throw exclusive fancy parties. And speaking of exclusive, perhaps you should enter before April 27th, 2008. Because every good party has to be scheduled.

Except those parties where people put 'from 9pm till ?' on the invites. Why don't they just say "starting at 9 and ending when I'm tired" or "starting at 9 at my place and ending the following Thursday in a small bar in eastern Europe." That is the sort of lazy party planning that one gets from someone who is not a fancy-bot such as myse...

Why, I hadn't planned on going to Chili's but now that you mention it, I would totally like some of that action.