People who say “I need” when ordering fast food. Example: “Yeah, um, I need a double quarter pounder, large fries and a diet coke.” No you don’t.

People who order a Coke at a restaurant and won’t accept a Pepsi instead. And vice versa. “Oh, I’m sorry, I can’t drink a cola beverage unless it has just the right sugary goodness and tickles the back of my throat in just the right way.” You are f***ing lame.

Children.

People who cuss too much in general conversation.

People who are actively looking for their “soul mate.”

Emo kids with their butt cracks hanging out. Girls, I’m looking at you too.

People who say "Morning" as a greeting. You need the "Good" to make it a greating. You are wishing a person to have a "good morning". It's already cut down from "Hope you have a good morning." Without the "good" you're just stating a time of day. This means nothing to me.