Is there a correlation between how zoomed-in a person's main picture is and how fat they are? It's like inversely proportional. The less body you see the more body there is! If you see just an eyeball hit DENY or better yet MARK AS SPAM 'cause that's what they probably look like they're made of. Oh and ladies you aren't fooling anybody with this "tilt and turn sky shot" method of hiding your chunky monkey neck. It looks like you actually broke your neck to get it in the most awkward angle possible then held the camera up for Zeus to check the viewfinder...and I know it still took you 20 tries to "get it right"

(I know there are exceptions. Maybe it's a headshot or just people with close up main pics that are skinny. OK, well as I like to say, some people are born without an asshole.)

Another question, why is it the more weight chicks gain the more make up they start to put on? I'm not talking about girls that have always been bigger, they tend to actually know how to wear make up, if they wear any at all. I'm talking about the girls who were skinny then got a boyfriend and thought they didn't have to work out anymore. The ones who only get exercise by walking into the mall and straight to MAC...then the food court. WHO ARE YOU FOOLING!? If you think about it, you are probably using more make up than before since there is a greater surface area to cover. How expensive is that?! Don't you think you should put that money toward a gym membership and a nutritionist instead of Blushbaby Blush and Russian Red lipstick!?

AGAIN for the record I haven't always been skinny so don't start giving me crap like I can just eat whatever and don't gain weight. I was 50 lbs heavier when I was 21, most of which I gained in a year. Since I never really worked out before then it was really difficult to work off because I had no muscle under all that fat! I buckled down and got serious about nutrition and exercise, got in shape and I'm constantly making sure that never happens again.

I guess what I am saying is don't be in denial of what you look like or think you can covergirl it up. We can see you. Take a normal picture or go to the gym. Just remember...

running can't change your face.

PS- Why is it the hotter girls sound on the phone the fuglier they are? All the hot girls I know have weird deep ass voices while the sexy phone sex operator voices belong to...well chicks I just talk to on the phone.

Damn, I sound like a complete asshole.