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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 91
Sign: Virgo

Country: US
Signup Date: 10/11/2007
Wednesday, January 07, 2009 
ELECTION NIGHTS EVERY FOUR MONTHS.
NOMINATE SONGS TO BE PROMOTED, DEMOTED AND BANNED (CLICK)


ELECTION NIGHT VI
JULY 7, 2009

DEMOTED FROM GOOD LIST TO BADD LIST:
17 votes AGUILERA, PINK, MISSY, ETC-LADY MARMALADE
15 HANSON- MMMM BOP
12 SPICE GIRLS (ALL)
12 HALLELUJAH (RUFUS WAINWRIGHT)
10 NINE INCH NAILS-CLOSER
9 B-52'S-ROCK LOBSTER
9 ESCAPE CLUB-WILD, WILD WEST
9 IDOL, BILLY WHITE WEDDING
9 OASIS-WONDERWALL
9 SPICE GIRLS-WANNABE
9 TENACIOUS D-HUG HER GENTLY
LEAST VOTES: 1-NORMAN GREENBAUM (SPIRIT IN THE SKY)
 
PROMOTED FROM BADD LIST TO GOOD LIST:
13 votes A-HA-TAKE ON ME
9 JOURNEY-DON'T STOP BELIEVIN
8 FRANK SINATRA (ALL)
7 BEATLES, THE-HEY JUDE
7 DEAN MARTIN (ALL)
7 SINATRA, FRANK NEW YORK, NEW YORK
6 ALANIS MORRISETTE-YOU OUGHTA KNOW
6 RADIOHEAD-THE BENDS
4 LOOKING GLASS-BRANDY YOU'RE A FINE GIRL
LEAST VOTES: 1-SAVAGE GARDEN-TRULY MADLY DEEPLY & 1 KEANE-SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW

ONE SONG DEMOTED FROM BADD TO THE DREADED TEN:
10 CREED-ARMS WIDE OPEN
9 COLE, PAULA WHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GONE
8 WHITNEY HOUSTON-I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
8 JOURNEY-DON’T STOP BELIEVIN
8 MCFERRIN, BOBBY-DON’T WORRY BE HAPPY
7 B-52'S-LOVE SHACK
LEAST VOTES: 2-INCUBUS-DRIVE, KOOL & THE GANG-CELEBRATION

ONE SONG BANNED FOREVER:
13 WHAT I GOT BY THE SUB LIMES
9 BLACK VELVET BY THE DEVIL HERSELF, ALANNAH MYLES
7 EVERYTHING I DO, I DO IT FOR ADAM’S BRYAN
7 WHAT’S UP  BY FORGONE BLONDES
6 3 DOORS DOWN ON SUPERMAN
6 FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES BY CHRIS GAINES
Oh, Sublime.  You were the most requested band of the month when i started buying discs monthly.  You were immediately voted down to the Dreaded Ten, moved to the list of bands I refuse to pay money for and now have been banned.  RIP "What I Got".  Say hi to Bradley for us.

ELECTION NIGHT V
MARCH 3, 2009

10 SONGS DEMOTED FROM GOOD TO BADD:
8 Bon Jovi-Livin On A Prayer....
8 Spears, Britney-Hit Me Baby One More Time....
7 Journey-Don't Stop Believin'....
7 Kool & The Gang-Celebration....
7 queen-bohemian rhapsody***....
6 Bon Jovi-Wanted Dead Or Alive....
6 Lavigne, Avril-Sk8r Boi....
5 Lavigne, Avril (all)....
5 Radiohead (all)....
4 Diamond, Neil-Sweet Caroline....
LEAST VOTES: CARS, THE-DRIVE, guns n roses-you could be mine (1)....

***IN AN UNPRECEDENTED SERIES OF EVENTS, while the ladies stardust were singing “bohemian rhapsody”, seven people came up to the vote counter and asked that the song be banned as a write-in vote.  Sorry girls.


10 SONGS PROMOTED FROM BADD TO GOOD:
10 Idol, Billy White Wedding....
9 beatles, the let it be....
8 Oasis-Wonderwall....
6 Ross, Diana Ain't No Mountain High Enough....
5 Divinyls-I Touch Myself....
5 madonna like a virgin....
4 McEntire, Reba-Fancy....
4 Bonnie Raitt-Someting To Talk About....
4 sinatra, frank my way....
3 beach boys surfin u.s.a....
Least votes: DEEP PURPLE Smoke On The Water, lennon, john woman, Madonna-Rain, Sonny & Cher-I Got You Babe (1)....

ONE SONG DEMOTED FROM BADD TO THE DREADED TEN:
This vote ended in a two-way tie between 3 Doors Down’s Kryptonite and Paula Cole’s Where Have All The Cowboys Gone.  Pants sang 3 Doors Down and our waitress Shani sang Paula Cole.  Even though she hates the song, she sang it great so that means Superman goes DOWN. 
8 3 Doors Down Kryptonite
8 Cole, Paula Where Have All The Cowboys Gone....
7 STONE TEMPLE PILOTS-PLUSH....
6 Brooks, Meredith Bitch....
6 Creed-Higher....
5 Creed-Arms Wide Open....
5 Kid Rock Bawitdaba....
5 Train Drops Of Jupiter....

LEAST VOTES: BON JOVI-YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME, Divinyls-I Touch Myself (1)

BANNED FOREVER:
TWO two-way ties in one night!  Bridgett from Ladies Stardust took Don McLean with the help of Jude and the God Save The Queen champ Samir took Gloria Gaynor.  Since it was ridiculously late by the time we got to this playoff, there were no Ladies that could walk, stumble or crawl to the front room to cheer Bridget on which means that there shall be no more servings of American Pie at Too Cool For Karaoke ever again.  Thank god.........
7 American Pie - Don McLean
7 i will survive by Gloria & The Gaynors....
6 Everything I Do, i do it for adam’s ....bryan........
6 From A Distance by Bet & The Middlers....
5 Black Velvet - alannah myles....
5 what i got by the sub limes

 


JANUARY 6, 2008: OPERATION RESCUE
SAVED FROM THE DREADED TEN:


But it JUST got sent down in November! Edged out "Hot Hot Hot" by two votes.
SENT DOWN TO THE DREADED TEN:








This was tied with Creed's "Arms Wide Open" so we had a sing-off to see which song would stay on the badd list. No one would volunteer to save Creed so I had to play Scott Strapp. I've never heard the Creed version but I've heard Dave Grohl sing it so I just did that and Jude & Dear Diary butchered Sublime. So now Sublime fans are going to have to pay $10 for the only song we have. I can't wait to have to explain that.
CRAPPY REQUEST I JUST BOUGHT:








Crappy? Well, just boring. Beat Alice In Chains' "Rooster" by just one vote.
CONTESTS WE WILL BRING BACK:
BEST FUCKING KARAOKE CONTEST EVER (SONGS WITH CUSSING)&TRANNY NITE (BOYS SING GIRLS, GIRLS SING BOYS)plus 2008 Karaoke Contest winner Jude Evans says he chooses to bring back Rednecks, White Trash & Blue Ribbons.Dates sooN!

NOVEMBER 4, 2008 ELECTION

ONE PRESIDENT ELECTED:
BARACK OBAMA

STATES THAT DECIDED ONLY STRAIGHT MARRIED COUPLES SHOULD GET TAX BREAKS AND HEALTH INSURANCE BENEFITS:
CALIFORNIA

10 SONGS DEMOTED FROM GOOD TO BADD:
TOP VOTE GETTERS: (TWO TIED WITH 9 VOTES EACH)









(sorry, still don't have Toxic)










..6 EAGLES-HOTEL CALIFORNIA
6 TRADITIONAL-HAPPY BIRTHDAY
6 TRADITIONAL-HOKEY POKEY
5 A-HA-TAKE ON ME
5 BON JOVI-YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
5 OASIS-WONDERWALL
4 HILTON, PARIS-STARS ARE BLIND
4 STONE TEMPLE PILOTS-PLUSH

10 SONGS PROMOTED FROM BADD TO GOOD:
TOP VOTE GETTER: (6 VOTES)










4 CARS, THE-DRIVE
4 SPEARS, BRITNEY-BABY ONE MORE TIME
3 DION-RUNAROUND SUE
3 ESCAPE CLUB-WILD, WILD WEST
3 FOUR SEASONS-DECEMBER, 1963 (OH WHAT A NIGHT)
2 BEACH BOYS-BARBARA ANN
2 JACKSON, MICHAEL-WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL
2 POISON-EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN
2 RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS-OTHERSIDE

ONE SONG DEMOTED FROM BADD TO THE DREADED TEN: (11 VOTES)









10 CREED-WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN
6 DOORS DOWN-KRYPTONITE
6 KID ROCK-BAWITDABA
5 MORRISSETTE, ALANIS-IRONIC

BANNED FOREVER (7 VOTES):









6 4 NON BLONDES-WHAT'S UP
4 MIDLER, BETTE-FROM A DISTANCE
3 ADAMS, BRYAN-EVERYTHING I DO I DO IT FOR YOU
3 MCLEAN, DON-AMERICAN PIE
3 POINDEXTER, BUSTER-HOT HOT HOT

U31 FAREWELL

BANNED: YMCA by VILLAGE PEOPLE
SENT TO DREADED TEN: MAN! I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN! by SHANIA TWAIN

ELECTION NIGHT II: JUNE 3RD10 SONGS DEMOTED FROM GOOD TO BADD:
TOP VOTE GETTER: (11 VOTES)









2. FOREIGNER-I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS (8)
3. U2- WITH OR WITHOUT YOU (7)
4. ABBA - DANCING QUEEN, MADONNA- LIKE A VIRGIN, PEARL JAM-JEREMY, PEARL JAM-DAUGHTER (6)
8. JOHN LENNON-IMAGINE, WILLIE NELSON-MAMA DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE COWBOYS, POISON-EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN (5)
LEAST VOTES: QUEEN-WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER (0)

10 SONGS PROMOTED FROM BADD TO GOOD:
TOP VOTE GETTER (15 votes)










2. DEF LEPPARD – POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME (11)
3. TIM CURRY/ROCKY HORROR – THE TIME WARP, THE MONKEES - DAYDREAM BELIEVER (7)
5. ACE OF BASE - THE SIGN, DIGITAL UNDERGROUND – THE HUMPTY DANCE, MARVIN GAYE - SEXUAL HEALING, THE ROMANTICS - WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU(6)
9. B-52'S-LOVE SHACK, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS-PLUSH (5)
LEAST VOTES: GEORGE MICHAEL - FATHER FIGURE, THE O'JAYS - LOVE TRAIN (0)

ONE SONG DEMOTED FROM BADD TO THE DREADED TEN:









(11 votes for the one on the right)
RUNNERS UP:

2. ELTON JOHN - CANDLE IN THE WIND (10)
3. UB40-RED RED WINE (8)
4. TONI BASIL – MICKEY, B-52S - LOVE SHACK, JOEL, BILLY-PIANO MAN, SIR MIXALOT-BABY GOT BACK (5)
8. JOE COCKER - YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, BOBBY MCFERRIN - DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY, MEATLOAF-PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT, PUSSYCAT DOLLS - DON'T CHA, FRANK SINATRA-MY WAY, TYLER, BONNIE-TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART (4)
LEAST VOTES: BUSH-GLYCERINE, SHERYL CROW-ALL I WANNA DO, JOHN DENVER - COUNTRY ROADS (TAKE ME HOME), STONE TEMPLE PILOTS-INTERSTATE LOVE SONG, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS-PLUSH (1)

ONE SONG BANNED FOREVER:









(10 VOTES)

RUNNERS UP:

2. EVERYTHING I DO, I DO IT FOR ADAM'S BRYAN (7)
3. FROM A DISTANCE BY BET & THE MIDDLERS (6)
4. FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES BY CHRIS GAINES, I WILL SURVIVE BY GLORIA & THE GAYNORS, AMERICAN PIE BY DON "8 MINUTE" MCLEAN (3)
7. I WRITE THE SONGS BY BARRY ALAN PINCUS, HOT HOT HOT BY THE NEW YORK DOLL, YMCA BY THE GAY MEN'S CHORUS OF STUDIO 54 (1)
10. BLACK VELVET BY THE DEVIL HERSELF (0)


1ST EVER ELECTION NIGHT, MARCH 18TH
25 SONGS DEMOTED FROM GOOD TO BADD
1. FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE STACEY'S MOM (16 VOTES)
2. JOURNEY-DON'T STOP BELIEVIN (13)
PUSSYCAT DOLLS DON'T YA
4. FUGEES-KILLING ME SOFTLY (12)
MAROON 5 THIS LOVE
6. ANDREWS SISTERS-BOOGIE WOOGIE BUGLE BOY (11)
CHER-HALF-BREED
SPICE GIRLS VIVA FOREVER
TYLER, BONNIE-TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART
10. SIR MIXALOT-BABY GOT BACK (10)
11. ABDUL, PAULA STRAIGHT UP (9)
BERLIN TAKE MY BREATH AWAY
13. ANGELS, THE-MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK (6)
GAYE, MARVIN-SEXUAL HEALING
NIRVANA COME AS YOU ARE
16. KEANE SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW (5)
17. ANIMALS, THE-HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN (4)
CHAD & JEREMY-SUMMER SONG
DEEP PURPLE SMOKE ON THE WATER
DEF LEPPARD POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME
DIGITAL UNDERGROUND-THE HUMPTY DANCE
JANIS JOPLIN-ME AND BOBBY MCGEE
ROCKY HORROR-TIME WARP
SNOW PATROL CHASING CARS
STEVENS, CAT -MORNING HAS BROKEN
LEAST VOTES: THE TWIST-CHUBBY CHECKER, NO SURPRISES-RADIOHEAD (0 VOTES)


25 SONGS PROMOTED FROM BADD TO GOOD:
1. JACKSON, MICHAEL- BILLIE JEAN (16 VOTES)
2. SOFT CELL- TAINTED LOVE (15)
3. PRINCE-PURPLE RAIN (13)
4. MONKEES, THE I'M A BELIEVER (12)
5. A-HA TAKE ON ME (10)
6. BENATAR, PAT-HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT (9)
EURYTHMICS- SWEET DREAMS (ARE MADE OF THESE)
GUNS N ROSES- KNOCKIN' ON HEAVEN'S DOOR
MADONNA- LIKE A VIRGIN
MORRISON, VAN- BROWN EYED GIRL
11. AEROSMITH-JANIE'S GOT A GUN (8)
BON JOVI-WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE
JOHN LENNON-IMAGINE
14. ABBA-DANCING QUEEN (7)
FLACK, ROBERTA- KILLING ME SOFTLY WITH HIS SONG
FLEETWOOD MAC- LANDSLIDE
JOHN DENVER-THANK GOD I'M A COUNTRY BOY
MARLEY, BOB & THE WAILERS-JAMMIN'
19. BON JOVI-BAD MEDICINE (6)
JOHN DENVER-ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH
KNACK, THE- MY SHARONA
KOOL & THE GANG- CELEBRATION
KOOL & THE GANG- LADIES NIGHT
LYNYRD SKYNYRD- SWEET HOME ALABAMA
U2- WITH OR WITHOUT YOU
LEAST VOTES: FLACK, ROBERTA- FEEL LIKE MAKIN' LOVE (1 VOTE)

ONE SONG DEMOTED FROM BADD TO THE DREADED TEN:
1. ADAMS, BRYAN- EVERYTHING I DO I DO IT FOR YOU (14 VOTES)

2. HOUSTON, WHITNEY- I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU (13)
3. B-52'S- LOVE SHACK (10)
4. 4 NON BLONDES- WHAT'S UP (8)
BROOKS & DUNN -BOOT SCOOTIN BOOGIE
MCFERRIN, BOBBY-DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY
WONDER, STEVIE- I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU
8. ANNIE (FROM THE MUSICAL)-TOMORROW (7)
STREISAND, BARBRA-THE WAY WE WERE
10. BROOKS, GARTH-DANCE, THE (6)
SEGER, BOB-OLD TIME ROCK & ROLL
LEAST VOTES: BLONDIE-MARIA, GRASS ROOTS-LET'S LIVE FOR TODAY, QUEENSRYCHE-ANOTHER RAINY DAY (WITHOUT YOU), ZZ TOP-GIMME ALL YOUR LOVIN (0 VOTES)

ONE SONG BANNED FOREVER!
1. ACHY BREAKY HEART BY BILLY RAY CYRUS (18 VOTES)
2. FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES BY GARTH BROOKS (14)
3. BLACK VELVET BY ALANNAH MYLES (13)
4. Y.M.C.A. BY THE VILLAGE PEOPLE (12)
5. FROM A DISTANCE BY BETTE MIDDLER (11)
WIND BENEATH MY WINGS BY BETTE MIDDLER
7. AMERICAN PIE BY DON MCLEAN (10)
8. HOT HOT HOT BY BUSTER POINDEXTER (7)
9. I WRITE THE SONGS BY BARRY MANILOW (6)
10. I WILL SURVIVE BY GLORIA GAYNOR (4)










OPERATION RESCUE
January 8, 2008
In the spirit of the new year and optimism, our voters promoted a song from our Dreaded Ten and voted one song down.

"SAVED" FROM THE DREADED TEN:

"What's Up?" by 4 Non Blondes
SENT DOWN TO THE DREADED TEN:
"From A Distance" by Bette Middler