Last night, I took a hard look at the entirety of my life,
and discovered that something was missing.
I’ve worked hard so that my friends, family and fans could enjoy how
much I suck at blogging, suck at relationships, suck in careers, and suck at
comedy. But a nagging thought just kept
coming to my mind, just as sure as it must come to all of yours:
Surely, there must be
something new that Slow Joe can suck at.*
Alas, your wish has come true. Last night, for the first time, I posted an article on a sports news blog. It’s website for Tampa Bay Buccaneer fans
called BucStats.com, and it is actually one of the few blogs I read absolutely
every day. Not only is it informative,
but the main writer is outright hilarious.
And, lest you be worried, I wrote my piece over there with
the same humor, silliness, and imagination that I would over here. So, I guess you could say I now suck as a
sportswriter. Check it out when you get
a chance.
*Anyone who tells me I
shouldn’t end a sentence with a preposition gets a punch in the clavicle.