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September 9, 2009 - Wednesday 

Current mood:  envious
Category: Friends
Talk about a blonde bombshell!

Jayne Mansfield was one of the leadin' sex symbols of her day. From stage to screen to pin-up queen, Jayne did it all. She was one of America's most popular celebrities. Comedy was her main schtick, but she performed her fair share of melodrama, too. She even hit the road with a popular nightclub act, wooin' and wowin' crowds across the country and overseas.

Nobody else could do it quite the way Jayne could. She was a real party girl who never lost her head!

Well, 'cept for once...


Oh, c'mon. That was her wig in that picture.

Think so? Then why'd they bury her in two places?







Wow, I didn't know about that! She must've been pretty awesome to get two memorials that way.

Yep, she sure was. In fact, Jayne was so awesome, Jefferson Starship even wrote a song about her.

They did not! You just made that up!


Hush! It's time to watch the video...


Did you check out Grace? Seems she doesn't know what to do with herself when she's not singin' lead.
Not too slick, the way she just stands around! She's like, Duh, what am I supposed to do now? I mean, really! She should've picked up that cowbell, or a tambourine even.

Or a pair of maracas. That would've been hot.


Here's a pair of hot maracas...



Only Queen Jayne
of the Plunging Neckline

could make Sophia Loren turn green with envy. You go, girl!



Nothin' like a good publicity stunt to grab the headlines.

Oh yeah, Jayne had 'em linin' up for the head with all the pin-ups she made. She appeared in Playboy over thirty times!

"I like being a pin-up girl. There's nothing wrong with it."


- Jayne Mansfield






I think it's about time for another one of your lame jokes...

And I think it's about time for what's gotta be one of the lamest songs ever!



Marconi plays the mamba? Are you kiddin' me? It's like Hey, let's drop the Jefferson from our name and suck while we're at it! I can't believe this thing went all the way to #1.

I thought this blog was supposed to be about Jayne Mansfield?

It is, but I've kinda run outta things to say about her.

Then why not show us some of her movie posters?

Okay...




Fantastic!

She sure is!


Jayne! Jayne! Jayne!
We live to love you more each day!




I wrote this blog while I was drunk, so gimme a break.
Jayne Mansfield really is awesome, though.
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TRANSPARENCY

 
I've never seen any of her monies I don't think. Nor any of the Playboy pictorials. But I've heard a lot from a corn-spiracy writer I used to know that when she 'lost her head' her lawyer (who was drivin') allegedly was takin' a whole bunch of info on the JFK assassination to Washington, D.C. Have you ever heard anythin' about that? And have you ever been to Mickey Hargitay's nursery near Hollywood? It's been there forever. But when I was young I would hear people talkin' all excitedly about a nudie movie Jayne had made called "Spree" and another one with her in a bubble bath. And.... I think Sophia Loren is a really cool actress. Jayne seems more of a novelty. Wish I could see her without the wig. Thanks for another fantastic blog!
 
Posted by TRANSPARENCY on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 9:50 AM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
Kinkyboots steps up to the plate...

Let's see, never heard about that conspiracy theory. STEE-RIKE!

Never been to Mickey Hargitay's nursery, either. Didn't even know he had a day care license. STEE-RIKE!

Never saw Spree. STRIKE THREE! YER OUT!

And Jayne ain't no novelty, fella. She's awesome.


 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:36 PM
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TRANSPARENCY

 
P.S. Oops, Duh -- that's "movies" not "monies" -- I guess I was typin' fast so I'd be the first commenter on this blog...
 
Posted by TRANSPARENCY on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 9:51 AM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
Next time put it on a plate, fella! You'll enjoy it more ; )
 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:38 PM
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TRANSPARENCY

 
If you ever find yourself in some new phase of your life, please DON'T change your name to Cupid Starship. Actually, I have some friends who had a surf band called Lawndale, and later they re-emerged as something different, and they wanted to call the new band Lawndale Starship but one of them looked into it and NO ONE can use the word "Starship" in any part of their band name -- They've got all the copywrite thing covered.

Grace probably didn't know what to do in the Jane video because she was drunk. They only got that Mickey Thomas guy because he could sing falsetto and make Starship sound just like Journey (but the other singer can go into that in the other video as well). Yecch. And... during a Lakers game several years ago I actually saw a commercial for some insurance company where they changed the song to "We built this business..." And I'm gonna find a woman named "Sara" just so I can marry her and hire the Starship to play this little ditty at our weddin' (who comes up with the "concepts" for these videos anyway?

 
Posted by TRANSPARENCY on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 10:24 AM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
It's all Elvin Bishop's fault. He drove poor Mickey to Starship by not givin' him enough credit for his vocals.



Though I heard they got together again for a casino concert last year...
 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:45 PM
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TRANSPARENCY

 
Wo wo wo you're right -- I had forgotten about that group. I saw them open for The Allman Bros. once at a stadium in Denver.
 
Posted by TRANSPARENCY on September 10, 2009 - Thursday - 2:46 PM
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TRANSPARENCY

 
This also sucks:

 
Posted by TRANSPARENCY on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 10:39 AM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
We could do this all day! Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now! Tee hee!


 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:46 PM
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Posted by ? ? ? ? ? on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 1:14 PM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
I hope you brought a clean pair of shorts along, fella.
 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:47 PM
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Mr. Wood

 
That's good to know! 
 
Posted by Mr. Wood on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 2:01 PM
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Ms CosMod

 
Ha! I'm not sure if that look on Sophia's face
means she's envious or thinking it's all rather
garish. She appears to be clearing her throat! 

Xo Ms CosMod

 
Posted by Ms CosMod on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 10:13 AM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
Oh, it's definitely a case of Venus Envy. Tee hee!







xoxo Cupid : )
 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:52 PM
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Mr. Wood

 

 
Posted by Mr. Wood on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 7:42 PM
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renee
renee t

 
she needs kick-ass boots......like you wear!
 
Posted by renee on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 11:11 AM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
I don't think Jayne was very much of a boot girl. Her loss! Tee hee!
 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:53 PM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
What I wanna know is, where did he Factor? Max wasn't a member of Jane's celebrity Bible study group, that's for sure.

C'mon, fella. Anybody's who's ever watched a million re-runs of I Love Lucy knows who Max Factor is. He's the guy whose great-grandson liked to date rape his girlfriends.
 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:57 PM
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Louis
Louis Callerame

 
I never knew her but I knew about her growing up in the time she and Marilyn where big and then the accident I will never forget the tragedy.

 
Posted by Louis on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 12:42 PM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
Yeah, Jayne was totally super-awesome. Her death must've really come as a big shock.


 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:59 PM
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Mr. Wood

 


 
Posted by Mr. Wood on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 7:44 PM
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John the Author

 
It is a myth that Janye was decapitated in the collision that killed her.  The police responding to the accident thought she was decapitated at first because her wig was found on the dashboard of the Buick and her face was so damaged and bloody.  But such was not the case.
 
Posted by John the Author on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 1:15 PM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
I realize this story is just another urban myth, but nothin' says tabloid sensationalism like a good celebrity decapitation story, right? Besides, I'm tryin' to get some comments here. Tee hee!
 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 7:03 PM
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Mr. Wood

 
Wait did you say Buick? Woah. That makes the glitch in the video at 3:27 kinda eerie.

 
Posted by Mr. Wood on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 2:05 PM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
Eerie, or Cupincedence? Tee hee!
 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 7:04 PM
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Mr. California

 
Getting weaker . . .      No more Starship videos!!!!   Aaaaiggggghhhh!!!!!

 
Posted by Mr. California on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 1:21 PM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
Think you can hold down an album cover, then? I know you wanna go Knee Deep in the Hoopla.


 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 7:14 PM
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Mr. Wood

 
My favorite part is what happened at your New York, New Jersey & Fairfield County Buick Dealer. It's like the song was so awful the person felt compelled to hit stop on the VCR. And then they saw Les Miserables coming on and quickly hit play again lest the situation get any worse than it already was.
 
Posted by Mr. Wood on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 2:00 PM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
My favorite part was when OJ Simpson started bangin' on the cowbell. Oh, and Richard Simmons singin' backup with Grace Slick.
 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 7:16 PM
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Constance X

 


 
Posted by Constance X on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 3:31 PM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
What a movin' tribute! Tee hee!

 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 7:20 PM
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Mr. Wood

 
OHOH
 
Posted by Mr. Wood on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:14 PM
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Craig

 
Did you know that Jane was also a member of Anton LaVey's church?
 
Posted by Craig on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 5:58 PM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
Yeah, there's a rumor like that went around for awhile, that Jayne and Anton were romantically involved. But Jayne's daughter Jayne says it ain't so.
 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 7:19 PM
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Mr. Squirrel
Calvin Cotton

 



I agree with Jayne.  There's nothin' wrong with being a pin-up girl.

Next blog I wanna see some Cupid Kinkyboots pin-up pictures. 

Everyone who agrees just say, "YAY!"




 
Posted by Mr. Squirrel on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 7:21 PM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
Sorry, fella. Hollywood do it, but I'm not that kinda girl.
 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 7:42 PM
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COMICS+

 

 
Posted by COMICS+ on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 8:22 PM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
I think I wanna see this movie now. Tee hee!
 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 8:46 PM
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Joy Pl. of

 


 
Posted by Joy Pl. of on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 8:58 PM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
And it's even in HD! Whoa.
 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 9:10 PM
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People's Republic of Kinkistan

 
Comrade! Here in our country, we are not having your decadent divas. We are having very more beautiful actress movie stars.

Here you are seeing beautiful star Ivana Humpalot.



Comrade Humpalot is starring role of "My Decadent American Boyfriend" movie film.



Next you are seeing Svetlana Yurahotsky.

Comrade Yurahotsky is of traditional Kinki girl living in mango farming village of Grizzle.



Comrade Yurahotsky is from very more humble background of traditional Kinki girl living in mango farming village of Grizzle.



Finally you are enjoying photo of Natalya Ivanova.



Comrade Ivanova is having very more particular actress talents. She is made very more famous for her body work. In this romance comedy, she is very more working on the, how you say, hot rods.

Glory Kinkistan!





 
Posted by People's Republic of Kinkistan on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 9:30 PM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
Glory Kinkistan! Um, yeah.
 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 10, 2009 - Thursday - 12:00 AM
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Diane Germano

 
Lovely, Cupid. Really. Drunk or not, you're right. Jane knocked 'em dead and didn't lose her head. Not that way, anyhow. Very, very sad.

Did you know that all large trucks carrying cargo have what's called a Mansfield Bar? It's law and has been for a real long time. It's located in back of the truck's rear wheels, so cars can't get cut in two like poor Jayne's did. :(



Example of a mansfield bar. Where's it at? Well, I'm thinkin' -- it's that really big piece of metal shaped like a huge bar!

She lives on.
D

 
Posted by Diane Germano on September 9, 2009 - Wednesday - 10:26 PM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
We live to love her more each day!


 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 10, 2009 - Thursday - 12:02 AM
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Kevin D Smith

 
Photobucket

Monty thinks that, here, Sophia is thinkin' of switchin' teams for a game
or two if Jayne is into it.


 
Posted by Kevin D Smith on September 10, 2009 - Thursday - 2:49 AM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
Get Monty's thoughts outta the gutter, fella. Tee hee!

 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 10, 2009 - Thursday - 2:55 AM
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Dj Tracy

 
great bloggage

 
Posted by Dj Tracy on September 10, 2009 - Thursday - 11:57 PM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
Thanks!


 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 11, 2009 - Friday - 12:00 AM
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Pony Bob
Pony Bob

 
Hello Ms Club

Let's grab a Starship lyric such as:

Someone always playing corporation games
Who cares they're always changing corporation names


Isn't that lyrical gold!  The rebellious essence of rock n roll
summed up in 2 lines. 

No??

OK.  You're right.  That song sucks.  The lyrics are ridiculous.

Got carrots?

Your Buddy

Pony Bob




 
Posted by Pony Bob on September 11, 2009 - Friday - 2:27 AM
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Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer

 
That's why We Built This City was voted the worst song ever on some list a couple years ago. the name of which escapes me right now. Just take my word for it.

Sorry, all outta carrots, fella.

 
Posted by Cupid the Pink-Nosed Reindeer on September 11, 2009 - Friday - 4:21 AM
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