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Dear Microsoft Consumers:
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS XP REBEL EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the state of Georgia. If you have one of these, you may need some help understanding the commands.
The REBEL EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS XP, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on the Alamo.
Please also note:
The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Duct tape" pops up CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN REBEL EDITION:
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Cancel - stopdat
Reset - try'er agin
Yes - yep
No - nope
Find - hunt fer it
Go to - over yonder
Back - back yonder |
Help - hep me out here
Stop - kwitit
Start - crank'er up
Settings - settins
Programs - stuff at duz stuff
Documents - stuff ah done did | ..>..>..>
Also note that the REBEL EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.
Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS XP: Tiperiter - word processing program
Colerin' Book - graphics program
Cyferin' mersheen - calculator
Outhouse paper - notepad
Inner-net - MS Internet Explorer
Pitchers - graphics viewer
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the REBEL EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.
I hope this helps all ya'll!
Billy Bob Gates |
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