save me, darling yeah, i like you a lot but there's something on my mind that i kind of forgot to say... i hope it's not too late.  i'm a paranoid guy- horror movies, seatbelts, i'm always on time i'm sure that you can relate so all i ask of you is to sacrifice your chastity and get in the mood this is what pent-up horniness does if i don't use it i might lose it and i think i'm in love... prostate cancer threatens my health you are my prevention i can't do it myself i'm bored and this is not alright prostate cancer threatens my life and you're the kind of girl who understands my plight so please let's stay up all night here's a lesson for you on male sexuality don't mean to be crude i sure as hell hope that you can relate see, prostate cancer's unkind and prevention of this cancer's in the front of my mind the key... gotta ejaculate.

the holy pucharist greetings, fellow christians, join our psycho sect fuck adam and eve! we think they were inept they were stupid fucking monkeys eating flesh of the trees god put them there for beauty not for meeting our needs flesh flesh flesh that is all i can stress proteins muscular and fat are where it is at but one kind of meat is most especially nice he's hanging from the cross and we call him the christ oh holy jesus christ you taste so great don't leave our little potluck without christ on your plate the blood is our wine, yeah we're feeling so fine the body of christ is gonna sit on your plate... we got so full off our friend jesus christ we served him on our burgers and we served him on our rice we ate his christly fingers, we ate his christly thighs, i ate his christly brains and i even got an eye flesh flesh flesh now i'm going to be sick who knew the passion of the christ was so fucking thick?

a side of baby hunger is a problem in the world today and i'm afraid this situation isn't going away unless we take drastic measures in addition, stupid people in the u-s - of - a keep shitting out their children, little minerature stains, procreation, never pleasure a solution to both is what i'm liking the most i'm craving fetus scramble on the side of buttered toast feti are nutritious it's a well-known fact their embryonic proteins fill the void in our lack of good habits fast food and milkshakes soylent green is people; soylent fetus is gold! improve economy, nutrition, and our product is sold make food out of our mistakes rip the life from between your thighs, cook up delicious fetus pies!

one lost to the cause we were driving in our car becuase that's what punx do we decided that we needed some beef tacos to chew we wanted chips, tortas, salsa, lardy beans and some rice and bacon con guacamole sounds oh-so-fucking-nice but who raises question to our muchas delight?  aaron fucking bowers? no, this cannot seem right he said i quit this shit i can't take anymore the last five times i've eaten here my stomach's been so fucking sore i cannot stand to churn this lousy chicken and beef i cannot chug my hortchata without pause or relief i found a fatal flaw and it wants to vomit from my craw aaron bowers, fallen comrade, one lost to the cause

burrito hangover burger fans, i must be rude your greasy buns are hardly even food when you see what i have got burritos are the real thing there aren't enough praises i can sing so sing them i will not what i'll tell you is the downside to my being alive eat burritos at six, two and five the next morning you'll find burrito hangover it's that churning in your gut when you wake up and find yourself in this familiar dietary rut you know that i'd switch to raw foods but i'm not a fan of nuts burrito hangover ***** drank some beer and wine he was looking sick he told us he was fine he just had to burp ***** threw up on the floor on the playing cards he asked for more but i just wanted a burrito...