What'd your daddy do to you to doodie in the bed, doodie on his hands, legs

doodie in his head. I asked him if he doodied and he swore on his mother, but I think I

smell something yo thats doodie motherfucker. He laughed and a doodieball fell out of

his shorts, I found a buffalo nickel I thought I had lost, and at that moment I admired

his charm, until I saw a doodie on my arm. I said Ill get back at you doodiehead, he

said not in this lifetime poopiehead, well then I guess you dont believe in karma, thats

when I slipped a doodie in his shwarma, clown. I taking doodie underground, thats

when I said peace and gave doodiehead a pound. his name was Fred and he lived

next door to me, last I heard that motherfucker drowned in quick doodie!