Life is so freakin' wonderful. I mean. sometimes I wonder how I could even BE so lucky.
I'm rich beyond even my imagination!!!
Check me out with my fancy water faucets! Oh and they put out HOT AND COLD water!HA!
My roof ain't made of tree leaves neither; it's this crazy tar and gravel boards that don't even leak no water when it rains, man, COME ON tell me that ain't fly.
AND OH I HAVEN'T EVEn GoTtEn to the BEST part!!!
!!! ((( INDOOR PLUMBING ))) !!!  HAAAAaaaAALLLEEELLLUUUUJJJAAAHHH   !!!!
You don't know nothing 'bout that BOIIII!!!
ain't even gotta go to no outhouse or off half a mile with a shovel!  I just put on my not crock crocks on and stagger to the light.  OH Hell I ain't even told you bout the lights everywhere and all the wood floors.  That's right .... no dirt floors for me.... only time my feet touch the dirt now is when I'm on vacation.  AND EVEN THEN IT AIN'T DIRT .... It's sand.  and sand ain't dirt. and poor ain't rich. and rich ain't happy. and happy ain't satisfied. and even when I'm satisfied there remain cravings.

ugh.

humans.

or should i say herberts. ... you're right.   Herberts!!!  LOL LOL LOL

someone said to me tonight that it is completely normal and very practical to ask yourself questions out loud and respond the same way.  but i always feel silly unless  the cats are in the room.

Micheal Jackson is alive.  I know where he works.

Shutdown for P.M. 's and Decon will commence in 10 . 9 . 8 . 7 . 6 . % . $ . # . @ . !