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Current mood:  accomplished Category: Automotive
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YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE THIS ONE, but I know it's true!
I was just coming home from Auburn, WA, heading South on HWY 167. I was cruising in my Turbo-Boosted minivan at about 75 mph. There is a Corvette pulling up on my right side, about to enter the highway from a near-parallel ramp. We are going exactly the same speed, and it's obvious that we're on a collision course. I have the right of way, so it's up to him to brake and let me go first. I can't move over to the left, because another car is crawling by me on my left.
CORVETTE BOY is not going to brake! He floors it to cut in front of me. I'm in 18 psi mode (13.4's mode) and I punch it. I pull ahead of CORVETTE BOY easily to his dismay. I slow back down to 75, but CORVETTE BOY wants to fly by me, so I punch it again and we have a serious race going on. My speedo is WAY past the 180 kph max, well over 120 mph, and I don't know how fast I'm going, but CORVETTE BOY is losing so bad that I never bother to flip my boost switch to "high". After I blow his doors off I slow down again and he can't pass me, because he has no room, and is trapped behind me. He falls WAY back, must be going 55 mph. I'm sure I know what he's up to, and I'm right! He wants me to forget about him so that he can make a high speed charge by me. I'm aware, but I let him fly by at about 120 mph so that I can further humiliate him. I want to see where he turns off the highway so that I can drag race him away from the exit ramp stop sign and pass him while he's floored.
Guess what?? CORVETTE BOY takes my exit!! He turns uphill, toward my house! He guns it uphill, and while he's chirping rubber over the cement bridge that crosses over the highway we just got off, "Dodge Decepticon" goes PAST him burning both front tires and charging HARD on HIGH boost, which I am now using (or abusing, as the case may be). CORVETTE BOY is totally humiliated, and we both know it!! I slow down on Pacific Ave. to bear left towards my house and CORVETTE BOY follows me. As we approach a stop sign, CORVETTE BOY flashes brilliant red lights at me... CORVETTE BOY IS A COP!!!
AhhhHAHAHA.... "TiTTy BALLS"!!! We're havin' fun, now!! I stop at the sign and roll down my window to let CORVETTE OFFICER yell at me. CORVETTE OFFICER just sits behind me and shuts his light off. I drive home slowly, and he turns off 2 driveways before my own.
He is obviously in awe of my "Dodge Decepticon" and has flashed his lights as a "salute". DAMN, that was awesome fun!! If I was driving a Mazda Rx7 I'd be in need of bail.
Boys and girls, don't try this at home.
"TiTTy BALLS"
6:02 PM
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