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THE LOST ISLAND OF THE NIGGA SAMURAI!!!!!
STARRING MASTER:NO EYES NIGGA! MASTER OF THE SWORD AND BAD TEETH JUDO!
VERUSES
BABY NIGGA NUMBER ONE. FIRST BORN OF MASTER: HIT IT AND RUN! SKILLED IN THE, NINJA STYLE TWO STROKES TECHNIQUE!
THE STORY BEGAINS.
BABY NIGGA IN THE FIELD. PRACTICING HIS DON'T AT WHAT YOU GOING TO HIT TECHNIQUE. LITTLE DID HE KNOW. BLIND MASTER , NO EYES NIGGA HEARD HIM . AS HE WAS SEARCHING FOR THAT RARE NIGGA FRUIT (WATERMELON). SO RARE ON THIS ISLAND. ONLY A TRUE BLIND NIGGA MASTER CAN FIND THE FRUIT.
HE SAID TO HIMSELF"THAT SOUND. I HEARD IT BEFORE. 12 YRS. AGO I THE NIGGA FRUIT PROTECTOR AND PROVIDER FOR EMPEROR DUE DIRTY.
MY CLANS MEN AND I JUST COLLECTED A BUSHEL OF NIGGA FRUIT AND OUR BACK TO CASTCLE NO GOOD. FROM THE TREE TOPS THIS NAPPY DRELOCK WEARING
NIGGA FELL OUT OF THE TREES! LIKE A MONKEY WHO SLIPPED ON A BANANA!
HE SAID AS HE LANDED ON HIS FEET. GIVE THAT NIGGA FRUIT TO ME! I GOT A PRINCE I NEED TO FREAK! SHE TOLD ME I DID'NT NEED TO KILL NO DRAGONS WRESTLE NO BEARS OR KICK DOWN NO DOORS. GET ME SOME NIGGA FRUIT AND THIS CAMELTOE IS YOURS!!!
NEXT THING I KNEW......EVERYBODY WAS KUNG' FU FIGHTING!! THAT NIGGA WAS FAST AS LIGHTING!! KICKED TWO OF MY BOY IN ASS! LEFT HIS SHOES THERE! DID A SPINNING ROUND KICK HIT MY BOY ON HIS HEAD WHICH TURNED HIS ADAM'S APPLE INTO A THIRD NUT!! YES IT DID! OH OH OOOOOOOOOH!!! OH OH OOOOOOOH!!! HE SAID HERE COMES THE BIG BOSS!! WE WERE GETTING DOWN!!!
AS I WENT FOR MY NO TEETH MOVE. THAT NIGGA GRAPPED MY NUTS PULLED AND TWISTED. OUCHCHCHCH!! AT THIS HE GOT ME. I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS A NINJA.
AS MY EYE WATERED THAT NIGGA HIT ME WITH HIS TWO STROKES TECHNIQUE. OUT CAME MY TEETH!!
GAME OVER!!!
HE LEFT ME ON THE GROUND IN THE WOODS WITH MY NUTS AND TEETH IN MY HAND
HE TOOK THE NIGGA FRUIT. SINGING AS HE LEFT. I'M GOING TO GET THAT CAMEL TOE OH! OH! I'M GOING BANG THAT ROYAL TOE OH! OH!
I WILL NEVER FORGET THE SOUND OF HIS SWORD AN HIS BREATH. SMELL LIKE FRY CHICKEN AND HOT SAUSE.
WELL HE TOOK THE NIGGA FRUIT. I WAS LEFT BROKEN NUTS GARBAGE MOUTH. NEVER TO EAT NIGGA FRUIT AGAIN!! CAN'T EVEN GET A NUTTTTT!!!!!
NOW THAT I'M NO GOOD TO THE EMPORER DUE DIRTY OR HIS WIFE EMPRESS DO HER DIRTY,(I WAS HITTING THAT LIKE WAS 1999)! YEA BABY!!!! I WAS BANISH TO OUTTER BAD LANDS.
I HEARD YOU SWINGING THAT SWORD IT SOUND JUST LIKE MASTER HIT AND RUN
I WANTED VENGEANCE!!! MY NUTS STILL HURT NIGGA!!!
BABY NIGGA NUMBER ONE "YOU NO NUTTS JACK-O-LANTERN MOUTH MOTHER F**KER!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M JUST A KID!
MASTER NO EYE NIGGA" WELL NO. I CAN'T SEE"".
BABY NIGGA" WELL I WASN'T EVEN BORN BACK THEN!
GOOD THING I HAVE MAD SKILL! YOU COULDA KILLED A BROTHER"!
MASTER NO EYE NIGGA" WELL BRUSH YOUR MOTHERF**KING TEETH NEXT TIME.
TAKE YOUR FRY CHICKEN IN HOT SUASE ASS HOME! NIGGA!!
THE END OF THIS PART. THE SAGA WILL CONTINUE.
NIGGAS!!!!!!