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City: Reno
State: Nevada
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/23/2005

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007 
They say 50 is the new 40.
http://ezinearticles.com/?If-50-is-the-New-40---Then-30-is-the-New-20&id=139140
Huh?
It reminds me of the Alpo commercials with Lorne Greene where he would pet a dog and say "This little feller is 7. That's 49 to you and me."
No, Lorne it isn't.
The earth doesn't spin faster for dogs.
The dog was born 7 years ago, the dog is 7.
Case closed.
I'll tell you what is true:
50 is the new 20.
What I mean by this is that 50 bucks buys you what 20 bucks would 20 years ago.
It's hard to get out of a restaurant without blowing at least 50 smackers at dinner.
(Unless that restaurant is the Olive Garden).
And when did coffee get so expensive?
It's just coffee!
Every time I stop at the Starbucks, it's $3 or $4 but then they give you change, and change just ends up on the floorboard of my car or deep in my pocket and then I have so much change and keys and crap in my pocket I weigh an extra ten pounds.
O.K.
I just had to get that off my chest.
GuY
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Diane

 
I've had like $5.00 worth of change in the bottom of my washer for over a year...
 
Posted by Diane on Wednesday, July 11, 2007 - 7:40 PM
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MARK

 
I hate to say this.
but I'm so straped for cash that
eventhough i hate alot of change.
I could use $5 dollars worth of change right now!
oh well I'll just listen to two songs right now which are....
"Dayjob" by of course The Small Stars. and the other song is
"Seattle" by Fastball both of which explain my situation.
untill then I am waiting for my band to get signed.
Laterz for now..
 
Posted by MARK on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 3:04 AM
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Jack Craigson

 
I spilled a buck-fifty's worth of Breakfast Blend on my balls this morning while driving to work. I hated for it to go to waste, so I forced my face down into my crotch so that I could suck the java outta my jeans. I started to panic when my head got stuck between the steering wheel and the seat, but I got it loose before anything terrible happened.
 
Posted by Jack Craigson on Monday, August 06, 2007 - 8:26 PM
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history's mystery

 
I think this is the best blog I've ever read
 
Posted by history's mystery on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - 6:14 AM
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