Yea what up myspace, this is Chief Chinchilla aka The Onion Ring Pimp aka PETA's worst nightmare aka The Furglar. Im new to this myspace bloggin shit, so I'mma just speak my mind. My dude J-Zone posted up some info this week about this album Live @ The Liqua Sto on his myspace. In case you didn't know, thats my debut album. He produced it, but this is my muthafuckin party and only the ladies, the 40 guzzlers and those that wear fur for no apparent reason in the August heat are invited. I wanna take the time to thank Prince Paul, DJ E-Swift Of Tha Alkaholiks, RA The Rugged Man, my dawg Al-Shid, Celph Titled, Poison Pen, Crazy DJ Bazarro, Breeze Brewin from The Juggaknots, Ammbush from muthafuckin Oakland, Creyesis The Jamaican MC and of course my homie Louis Logic. Lil kids think he's Lenny Kravitz when they see him in the airport, but thats my dawg. Of course J-Zone and everybody else that contributed to this work of art.

But I wanna address these haters that are comin out the woodworks now that I'm boutta get a real album under my belt. Yall done fucked up real bad. You let me in the game and gave me a chance to make some $$$ and be heard. When I start buildin White Castles in your hood with my royalties and money from my fast food and malt liquor endorsements, just sit down, shut the fuck up and let them bulldozers roll. Let em tear down that punk ass Starbucks that you used to love so much when you would sit in there on yo punk azz drankin tall lattes usin free wi-fi and panning J-Zone albums back in the day for some toilet tissue pseudo-cosmo wanna be innovative art fart hip-hop magazine you wrote for. Go head and pan this album too, just cause you have a degree in communications from some school dont mean you know music you dry shit shish-kebab. Payback is a bitch and she's at that time of the month and just finished reading Superhead's book.. Good luck you Pabst Blue Ribbon drankin Son of a Bitch.

And all yall that are gettin bent outta shape bout this muthafuckin fur I wear and represent...fuck yall. With all the problems in the world, you gonna throw the PETA game at me? Get the fuck outta here! I got "Fur Is Wrong" and all these people trying to add me as a friend on this punk ass myspace garbage. Back up off my line, everything I wear been done had a heartbeat at some point, so just make sure you fall back and let me do my fall shoppin at the zoo in peace. Amphibians, reptiles, sea shit, hyenas...all that. Just go to the Gap and get off my dick.  No love lost, if you want the number to my dry cleaner, I'll put you on so you can press n crease that fur like muah.

And to the ladies. Ya'll been frontin on me. Its OK. The album drops in October, the new Gator$-n-Fur$ mixshow I'mma put yall in the flames for playin me (that drops in a week or 2) and you gonna realize you done passed up this Onion Ring Pimpin for some Wedding Ring Simpin. You're pathetic and you will be a bullethole ridden White Castle burger in your next life, I pity you you god damn peasant.

But to all showin the Chief love...good lookin. To all the Gator$-n-Fur$ fans and my Chinchillettes worldwide...good lookin!

Live @ The Liqua Sto coming soon. Get that!!!

Chief