California and Washington are two more states that have gone "Hands Free" when it comes to their cell phone laws, leaving millions with idle hands. So that begs the question, what to do now that your hands have so much free time??
QWK Rock's List of Things to do While Driving
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1. Mine that last booger. Wipe on seat.
2. Slap your knee in hysterics while listening to local DJ read hilarious list.
3. Let the hot girl driving next to you know EXACTLY what you'd like to do with her in the bedroom.
4. Text-message the hundreds of chicks who were turned on by you wearing your Bluetooth in the club.
5. Pop two caps in the ass of the guy changing the Exxon marquee to read $5 a gallon.
6. Stare at the old lady next to you and start doing the "throat slitting" motion. Trust me, the reaction is hilarious.
And finally,
7. When some one walks in front of you in the cross walk when it clearly says "Do not cross", swerve, fling open and strike them with your car door. Its worth 5,000 bonus points, 10,000 if their pushing a stroller.....
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By Metallica
Release date: 1996-06-04 |
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