PREMIUM BLOGGAGE BIATCH!

For the first time in my life I dont have a crush on anyone!

I dont like anyone! Fuck em all! Lol, no but seriously.

Have I figured it out? Do I have all the answers or just questions with periods?

Cucumbers taste better pickled, huh? Just making sure youre paying attention.

Anyway, I think the deal is this:

The modern day woman is protecting herself from yesterdays man.

The women I am set to date-- the ages of 20 to like 25-- are raised by women who have been shitted on by dudes old enough to be my illegitimate dad. Those dudes either bounced and never raised this 20-something year-old woman I have to date, the dude may have been no good or he just was a dumb ass. Whats left are moms and aunts who have become bitter because they have had to raise children and play mom and dad. The stories they share with their daughters will not be ones of selection, they will be stories of protection because men now look more like enemies than companions. Cant blame them, cuz how many of us can say that mom always held things down. Some of the readers know my dad and he is a great father but I get along much better with my mom (whole nother blog). The daughters grow to see what the mothers go thru and they deal with it themselves. They go out into the world like My mom warned me about you or Imma get mines. Thus the 18 year old model = Gold Digger. (not every model is a gold digger, not every gold digger is a model, Im just making a point here.) Now, I like dating older women just because they have kinda run through this whole thing and realized that they have to live for themselves and not their mothers experiences. Sometimes it hits women at 23 sometimes at 25 but at some point they realize that its not just that guys are all dogs. (If men are all dogs, then what you call broads Dre 3000). Imma put all this together in a sec.

The modern day man is protecting himself from the modern woman.

 I can say this cuz I am a man and not to sound like I was elected ambassador but I think Im a real ass dude! These days the pimpin done changed hands. Simps slacked up and gave the game away. Translation; men are no longer the ones hustling women. Women stepped their game way up and now men can be used as pawns in a womans scheme to make it. (I.E. Superhead she kinda fucked up tho and Mariah) No man wants to be pimped or played, no person does, but men have a lot of pride. The woman I spoke about earlierThe modern day woman, She is now willing to date but she was given the rules by her bitter mama. To watch out for players and lazy brothers. Get yours while you can. She goes out and meets the modern day man and the first thing she is tryna find out is what does he want from her. Instead of letting the chips fall where they may. Fellas have you ever met a woman and felt like you were on stage and she wanna see your best moves? Bitch, my name is Justin, not JesterI dont juggle or tell jokes. Me and my boy met these chicks and they said to him Jay West raps what do you do? These days, men like myself are just trying to watch for the jump out boys. For the hustlers you know what that means. To all you squares basically, I aint tryna get GOT. I am watching out for the diggers.

Women treat dudes like, Im spending my time with you, thats enough. As if god put my clock on hold and so I could just bask in your presence. Time ticks on every clock. So the time you spend with me is just as valuable as the time I spend with you. Its an investment, more so for me because I spend time and money. So if this is not going somewhere please destroy it early. If we aint gon do business together or date then lets stop now. We can be friends but I dont have to take you to no restaurant. I dont take Gilles and Adam out!

Which brings me to where I am today. I dont like anyone. I have not given flowers in a while or surprised anyone with anything. Who deserves it? I have friends and all but I dont have a woman I want to be with. There is a song on my page right now that I love. Im not one to quote drug dealing rappers but Pusha T says something that hit me hard. Ive been disappointed by every bitch I ever had. Bold statement Pusha, but I feel you.

Pardon the typosits been a minute since I hit you with a blog.

j.