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Current mood:  focused Category: Life
Hello Bloggists It is time for another installment of the "Will has a day off blog" please notice the infrequency of my blogitude.
So I guess I should catch yalls up on what has been up. I still make pizza, I still tell jokes, I still rarely get paid, and I still toss kittens into wood chippers while masturbating... so really not a lot has changed. So let's look at this one peice at a time shall ve.
the store that I spend the mayority of my time at is the Dominos in Dallas(yeeeee hawww) Oregon, which despite my jokes is a really nice place, sadly I would make more working as an assistant manager at... well anywhere. So I elect to be poor so I can play life 1.0 in easy mode... wow I am actually a bigger pussy than I first thought! So little has changed, I am still poor as all get out, and I still don't really mind.
On the Joke front, I was just in another competition, and I was the first one eliminated, to be honest and fair though, I put up a good fight, I just got beat by a better comic, HOWEVER I feel I would have beaten about 70% of the other people in that contest, and there was not a single scrub in it, I can take pride in knowing that the dude that beat me, was beaten in the semi finals. And he has the AIDS... Anus infesting, make you turn purple and die AIDS... of doom
Sadly on the comedy front I am as of this week not going to open mics except on rare occasions, for at least 6 months. I will still be open to shows that no one will book me for, but I am not going to mic much anymore, and it has nothing to do with comedy or comics, as I love both, it has everything to do with me getting my shit together. I have a lot of things that I need to get finished, and or started, and I just havn't involved myself in them, or have been falling behind on studies that I need to be doing. Also I ran the numbers, I was blowing close to 100 dollars a week to go to mics... Umm that is around 400 dollars a month... that is more expensive than all the memberships to porn sites I have, combined with my rhapsody membership and my weekly visit to my dominatrix COMBINED! Open mic comedy is not jokingly, the most expensive vice I have! I need as a comic to focus on being funny, and not rehashing the same new and or old jokes 1200 times, I know my shit is funny, I need to work on bringing my jokes and stories together, and not retooling jokes that I know already work. I can't do that with 5-7 minutes of stage time 3 or 4 times a week, I need to find a way to do more, and find a way to make them pay me.
Hopefully when I come out of this hiatus I will be much MUCH funnier... and not as fucking broke.
On a side life kinda note, I have been seeing the same girl for... crap 6ish months?! wow once I get moved outta my moms basement I may have to turn in my loser card(see: USCF membership) :(
I have a couple rules for women and she has met them, and I love that fact.
1. If a girl can't contest a layup keep looking
2. If she can use the words "x86 platform" in a sentence hit her over the head with a club and drag her back to your cave, or at least try not to drool when talking to her/asking her to fix your computer.
3. If she is willing to put up with your bullshit, and not call the cops and or national guard(like so many other women, Im I right guys??!) you may have found a winner.
Anyway that is my update for the however long it's been, and thanks for readin!
TTFN
Will
2:17 PM
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