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Real quick...
WHAT THE FUCK MYSPACE!!!!!?!?!?!?!1111one eleven
I am not 193cm tall, I am 6'4" while I may also be the forer, I am most definatly the latter, FUCK THAT IS FRUSTRATING, I am not your little metric Guinea Pig (and no I will not be going in Toms anus!) !
WE LIVE IN AMURCA DAMMIT! we don't do metric because a 500 centimeter penis doesn't sound all that scary!(even though in reality it would be close to my exsisting thunder cock!)
If you can read this you are catching on GOLD STAR FOR YOU!
ummm so yeah this is total and complete bullshit, you had better be able to fix that or I am going to start shitting kittens! I refuse to be metric this is not a canadian site, take my land, kick my from my home(see: Moms basement) but the fuck I am going to give up my Standard mesurements in favor of you candy ass metric system! I would rather spend eternity in new jersey than be a god foresaken metric sellout!
I was 6'4" even when I was in canada!
I am sooooo fucking angry I am not even going to spell check this shit!
OK MYSPACE... 3 things need to happen here
I hate metric MORE than I hate BUSH!
1. Ignore the fact that my threat/ultimato is in purpleishpinkish color! Dear advanced reader, I know Ultimato is not a word, but it is funny sounding, it is also called by my local friends a "travisism"
B. Fix my damn height or this will not end well for either of us! so help me god, I will find another way to stalk people if you do not fix this BLASPHEMY!
like Craigsvan.com, or digitalicreamtruck.com
III. did I mention SHITTING KITTENS?? I don't know what poop smearing retard said you could just up and change this, and if it was that Tom fuck stick assshitballcocker... ass ass... (breathe Will) I will kick his 50 kelogram(pretty sure I spelt that wronge) ass! I know it's kilogram just between my advanced readers and me... or I
I demand that if nothing else you have to get WRITTEN consent before you fuck my e-life up! I mean shit 2 girls 1 cup Tells you you are about to be fucked with before you view... sorta Or convert a sock into a sperm graveyard in my case... But I beat off to kittens being tossed into wood chippers, remember
Jesus ass ballfucking metric system, I, will, see; you... in hell! With the portland comedy myspace page
Myspace, turn from me, for I know you not!
Oh and it should be Hooker Chipper just so the name would be more accurate
Will
8:00 PM
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